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    Default Re: I rather finger my dckhole than get sleep paralysis again

    Quote Originally Posted by Godzuki
    its the worst thing ever tbh. i still dont believe its some mind trick either, i think its real and science has come up with a lame as fukk explanation for the supernatural event people swear by.

    all i know is i never went to sleep or rather i never 'woke up' after it happened considering i was up for like 2~ days afterwards scared to sleep. it doesn't even make sense how someones brain would randomly for no reason go into some supernatural horror shit when its so far from their mind prior to it occurring
    yes

    your "supernatural" bullshit that you pulled out your ass is more accurate than professional expert scientist's explanation.

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    Default Re: I rather finger my dckhole than get sleep paralysis again

    Quote Originally Posted by Shade8780
    yes

    your "supernatural" bullshit that you pulled out your ass is more accurate than professional expert scientist's explanation.

    you're the type of fgt that would sukk a dikk because a scientist told you it tastes good

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    Default Re: I rather finger my dckhole than get sleep paralysis again

    Quote Originally Posted by Godzuki
    you're the type of fgt that would sukk a dikk because a scientist told you it tastes good
    are you autistic?

    i feel bad for attacking you now.

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    Default Re: I rather finger my dckhole than get sleep paralysis again

    or is it adhd?

    this one would make a lot of sense.

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    Default Re: I rather finger my dckhole than get sleep paralysis again

    Quote Originally Posted by Shade8780
    are you autistic?

    i feel bad for attacking you now.

    i should become a scientist so u can be my bitch

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    Default Re: I rather finger my dckhole than get sleep paralysis again

    that would be cool

    i've never seen a retarded scientist before

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    Default Re: I rather finger my dckhole than get sleep paralysis again

    Quote Originally Posted by Shade8780
    that would be cool

    i've never seen a retarded scientist before

    thats the problem. u have but u'd never know it because ure their bitch nikka

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    Default Re: I rather finger my dckhole than get sleep paralysis again

    weak

    i'd actually **** you up irl fam

    but i wont

    i'm about love not war

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    Default Re: I rather finger my dckhole than get sleep paralysis again

    Quote Originally Posted by Shade8780
    weak

    i'd actually **** you up irl fam

    but i'm about love, not war

    this is when u know they've taken the L

    this nikka talkin bout beating me up in RL now

    u ain't beating anyone but ure dikk bitch

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    Default Re: I rather finger my dckhole than get sleep paralysis again

    stop

    you're turning this into the cringe thread now

    ELE

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    Default Re: I rather finger my dckhole than get sleep paralysis again

    Had another one a while ago. Shit is intense. I refuse to sleep on my back.

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    Default Re: I rather finger my dckhole than get sleep paralysis again

    meh, i do that every night

    sleep paralysis i mean

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    Default Re: I rather finger my dckhole than get sleep paralysis again

    Never had one but had a pretty fukked up nightmare a couple of years ago though I knew a female co-worker who used to get them, from her descriptions I pretty much could do well without them.

    About my nightmare, I was working the nightshift so this happened during one of my off nights, went to sleep on a Saturday morning around 6 am. Slept on an easy chair right in front of my TV...couple of hours into my sleep around 8ish, felt like I woke up and I for some reason felt the need to get up but as I was getting up I suddenly felt a tremendous electrical shock that lasted like 10 seconds or so. I was like WTF, I must be sitting on some live wire or something and as I bent to check my surroundings, felt another even more intense electrical discharge, I really felt like I was gonna die right then and there

    Scariest nightmare I ever had, felt like it was really happening because after that second shock, I finally had awakened and realized I was dreaming. I could only imagine how horrible sleep paralysis must feel, yikes. In Mexico they call it, cuando el muerto se te sube, Which means when the dead gets on top of you because apparently it feels like someone is on top of your chest, can't scream nor move and it feels as if there's a presence in your room watching you fukk that, lol.

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    Default Re: I rather finger my dckhole than get sleep paralysis again

    I had it twice, once feeling a spider or something under my skin up my neck and the other with a person, but at least 1 of the 2 times I kind of enjoyed, at least after... probably the person one, cause the spider must have freaked me out way too much.

    it was so intense, vivid...

    it was an interesting experience

    those two times were a long time ago though

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    Default Re: I rather finger my dckhole than get sleep paralysis again

    Never had this.

    I guess because I sleep on my back based on what others have said.

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