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    Default This is why you have to love stalkerforlife...

    Every time you see this man on TV, you think of me. I felt his sweat all over me. I had a conversation with him. I smelled his essence after a long jog. I knew he was leaving UF before anyone. stalkerforlife...ISH for life...Billy D for life.


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    Default Re: This is why you have to love stalkerforlife...

    And look at my pants with a watchful eye...absolutely zero bulge.

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    Default Re: This is why you have to love stalkerforlife...

    Quote Originally Posted by stalkerforlife
    Every time you see this man on TV, you think of me. I felt his sweat all over me. I had a conversation with him. I smelled his essence after a long jog. I knew he was leaving UF before anyone. stalkerforlife...ISH for life...Billy D for life.



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    Default Re: This is why you have to love stalkerforlife...

    Quote Originally Posted by stalkerforlife
    Every time you see this man on TV, you think of me. I felt his sweat all over me. I had a conversation with him. I smelled his essence after a long jog. I knew he was leaving UF before anyone. stalkerforlife...ISH for life...Billy D for life.

    LMAO

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    Default Re: This is why you have to love stalkerforlife...

    Quote Originally Posted by oarabbus
    Absolutely no foul smell on that man, even after a long jog.

    He smelled of sweet success.

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    Default Re: This is why you have to love stalkerforlife...

    You got short arms compared to him stalker.

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    Default Re: This is why you have to love stalkerforlife...

    I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire unless I could piss gasoline.

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    Default Re: This is why you have to love stalkerforlife...

    Your entire outfit

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    Default Re: This is why you have to love stalkerforlife...

    Quote Originally Posted by raprap
    You got short arms compared to him stalker.
    5'7 wingspan and I am 6'0.

    As most of you already know.

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    Default Re: This is why you have to love stalkerforlife...

    Quote Originally Posted by raprap
    You got short arms compared to him stalker.
    LMAO, stalker cant even scratch his nuts without bending over

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    Default Re: This is why you have to love stalkerforlife...

    Quote Originally Posted by Bosnian Sajo
    Your entire outfit
    That Home Alone shirt is epic.

    Those jeans are fire.

    My glasses are Hollywood.

    Don't be peanut butter and jealous, bro.

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    Default Re: This is why you have to love stalkerforlife...

    You wouldn't believe how envious I was the first time I saw this photo

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    Default Re: This is why you have to love stalkerforlife...

    Quote Originally Posted by Bosnian Sajo
    LMAO, stalker cant even scratch his nuts without bending over
    I kid you not...

    Sometimes my arm starts hurting when I pleasure myself because I have to contort my body and stretch my arm out as far as I can.

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    Default Re: This is why you have to love stalkerforlife...

    [QUOTE=Gilles Simon]You wouldn't believe how envious I was the first time I saw this photo

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    Default Re: This is why you have to love stalkerforlife...

    Quote Originally Posted by stalkerforlife
    5'7 wingspan and I am 6'0.

    As most of you already know.

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