I am NOT a happy man right now.

[highwhey]

I have no fcking clue

Before high school I was actually somewhat popular and had quite a few friends and then for the first time in my life I started to realize I had absolutely no friends. This was never even a concern for me. It was always so about trying to fit in and make my friends think I was cool. The thought of being lonely never even crossed my mind

Now I just get pissed off on social media when I see the people I used to be good friends with hangout

that happens to a lot of us. that barely started happening to me at age 24, and i was very pissed at first. it bothered the sh1t out of me, especially because like you said, it never even crossed my mind.

move on. people that stay mad at things like these become lonely and salty.

[Nilocon165]

Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside-down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became a prince with a dick in my butt

In West Philadelphia, born and raised
On a playground is where I put d*cks in my butt
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool and all
Puttin' some d*cks right up into my butt
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started puttin' d*cks in my butt
I got in one little dick and my mom got scared
And said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle to-get-d*cks-in-your-butt"
I begged and pleaded with her, day after day
But she grabbed a dick and put it in my butt
She gave me a dick and up my butt did I stick it
I put my walkman on and said "I might as well dick it"
First class, yo, this is bad
Drinkin' semen drippin' out of my ass
Is this what the people of Dickbutt live like?
Hmmm... a dick in my butt
But wait, I hear they're dicky, butt-butt and all that
Is this the kind of dick to get put in my butt?
I don't think so, I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared to put a dick in my butt

Well ah
The plane landed and when I came out
There was this dude looked like a cop standin' there with his dick out
I ain't tryin' to get arrested yet, I just got here
I sprang with my dickness and jumped in his rear
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said "BUTTS" and there were ***** in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought, "Nah, forget it, yo dick, in my butt!"

I pulled up to the house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo homes, dick me later!"
Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there
To sit on my throne, with a dick in my butt

[Nilocon165]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2821Jvnaeg8