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I would pick #1 but then the first time I was supposed to do it, I would just strangle Hillary to death, cut her glutes off of her body, and store them in the freezer. Then every morning thereafter, I would use a razor blade to cut off a few tiny pieces off her ass, throw them in a skillet with some hash browns, and take my time eating it while watching the daily news. So technically, I would be eating her ass for an hour every morning. Get to keep my hands so I can still *********e two hundred times a day and ejaculate all over drawings of Muhammad (PBUH).
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Originally Posted by dude77
for an hr ? fk lol .. I'd go with #1 .. nasty but I'm not losing my damn hands .. at least you could brag about eating a former first lady's asshole .. what do you get out of having no hands fk that
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Originally Posted by iamgine
Also, do you go to Hillary or does she come to you? Cause if you have to go to her every morning then it's goodbye vacation/travel forever.
she comes to you
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Originally Posted by TheMan
This is a pretty fukked up choice...
At least a young Hill wasn't the worst looking broad ever but there ain't a 70 year old wench alive out there that you'd wanna eat out willingly...
Having said that, I'm munching dat ass, I love playing guitar too much to never pick up a guitar the rest of my life.
What guitars so you have?
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Originally Posted by Prometheus
I would pick #1 but then the first time I was supposed to do it, I would just strangle Hillary to death, cut her glutes off of her body, and store them in the freezer. Then every morning thereafter, I would use a razor blade to cut off a few tiny pieces off her ass, throw them in a skillet with some hash browns, and take my time eating it while watching the daily news. So technically, I would be eating her ass for an hour every morning. Get to keep my hands so I can still *********e two hundred times a day and ejaculate all over drawings of Muhammad (PBUH).
Yeah that's not an option.
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You guys have all been very helpful helping me work out a tough RL decision i have to make. Thanks. Everyone.
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Originally Posted by kennethgriffen
duh.. hands off... technology is advanced enough to the point where we have driverless cars, speech recognition for everything and you can get prosthetics that can hold a fleshlight/wipe your ass
we don't need hands anymore.
plus you would get disability income support
i would wear a big rubber hand with a gold ring like woody harrelson from kingpin... and on the other arm a hook
definitely what a homosexual would say
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Eat her ass. My three favourite things involve hands. I could even blackmail her with this shit and earn money from it.
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