Would you rather...

[Prometheus]

I would pick #1 but then the first time I was supposed to do it, I would just strangle Hillary to death, cut her glutes off of her body, and store them in the freezer. Then every morning thereafter, I would use a razor blade to cut off a few tiny pieces off her ass, throw them in a skillet with some hash browns, and take my time eating it while watching the daily news. So technically, I would be eating her ass for an hour every morning. Get to keep my hands so I can still *********e two hundred times a day and ejaculate all over drawings of Muhammad (PBUH).

[TheMan]

for an hr ? fk lol .. I'd go with #1 .. nasty but I'm not losing my damn hands .. at least you could brag about eating a former first lady's asshole .. what do you get out of having no hands fk that

[Dinosaurus]

Also, do you go to Hillary or does she come to you? Cause if you have to go to her every morning then it's goodbye vacation/travel forever.

she comes to you

[Dinosaurus]

This is a pretty fukked up choice...

At least a young Hill wasn't the worst looking broad ever but there ain't a 70 year old wench alive out there that you'd wanna eat out willingly...

Having said that, I'm munching dat ass, I love playing guitar too much to never pick up a guitar the rest of my life.

What guitars so you have?

[Dinosaurus]

I would pick #1 but then the first time I was supposed to do it, I would just strangle Hillary to death, cut her glutes off of her body, and store them in the freezer. Then every morning thereafter, I would use a razor blade to cut off a few tiny pieces off her ass, throw them in a skillet with some hash browns, and take my time eating it while watching the daily news. So technically, I would be eating her ass for an hour every morning. Get to keep my hands so I can still *********e two hundred times a day and ejaculate all over drawings of Muhammad (PBUH).

Yeah that's not an option.

[Dinosaurus]

You guys have all been very helpful helping me work out a tough RL decision i have to make. Thanks. Everyone.

[TheMan]

What guitars so you have?

At this moment I have a Fender fat strat like this one

A Gibson Les Paul Studio

And my favorite, a Fender 50's tribute Strat, swapped out the original pickups for some blackTexas Triple Hots pickups, also swapped the original white pickguard for a vintage pearloid one. My absolute go to guitar, and I got it for under 500 bucks. I've owned other more expensive guitars but this one beats those in playability and tone.

[Jasper]

Does anyone know if she's an AM BM type of lady?

[Proctor]

for an hr ? fk lol .. I'd go with #1 .. nasty but I'm not losing my damn hands .. at least you could brag about eating a former first lady's asshole .. what do you get out of having no hands fk that

[kennethgriffen]

duh.. hands off... technology is advanced enough to the point where we have driverless cars, speech recognition for everything and you can get prosthetics that can hold a fleshlight/wipe your ass


we don't need hands anymore.


plus you would get disability income support


i would wear a big rubber hand with a gold ring like woody harrelson from kingpin... and on the other arm a hook

[highwhey]

duh.. hands off... technology is advanced enough to the point where we have driverless cars, speech recognition for everything and you can get prosthetics that can hold a fleshlight/wipe your ass


we don't need hands anymore.


plus you would get disability income support


i would wear a big rubber hand with a gold ring like woody harrelson from kingpin... and on the other arm a hook

definitely what a homosexual would say

[Overdrive]

Eat her ass. My three favourite things involve hands. I could even blackmail her with this shit and earn money from it.