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    Default What if you get sent to Hell for believing the Bible?

    How do Christians know that it's not a trick of Satan? What if you get sent to Hell for being gullible? How do Christians know that isn't the case?

    What if the joke was on them in the end? What are they going to do? Pray while they're in Hell?

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    Default Re: What if you get sent to Hell for believing the Bible?





    Every thought that wafts through that peanut size cranium of yours does not need to be put pen'd to paper


    edit: you know what, i apologize that was uncalled for.

    #1 star'd and keep it moving
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    Default Re: What if you get sent to Hell for believing the Bible?

    Quote Originally Posted by Im so nba'd out




    Every thought that wafts through that peanut size cranium of yours does not need to be put pen'd to paper


    edit: you know what, i apologize that was uncalled for.

    #1 star'd and keep it moving

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    if adam and eve were real we'd all look relatively the same. 6000 years isn't enough time for blacks/asians/natives/indians/whites to evolve from middle eastern blood


    jesus died for the sins of 2 people that never existed


    he was told a lie about being the son of god because mary was a virgin at the time and she had to say her pregnancy was a "miracle" since if she cheated and got pregnant then she would have been honor killed


    jesus legit believed he was the son of god which is why he was so convincing

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    Default Re: What if you get sent to Hell for believing the Bible?

    Quote Originally Posted by Im so nba'd out

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    Quote Originally Posted by kennethgriffen
    if adam and eve were real we'd all look relatively the same. 6000 years isn't enough time for blacks/asians/natives/indians/whites to evolve from middle eastern blood


    jesus died for the sins of 2 people that never existed


    he was told a lie about being the son of god because mary was a virgin at the time and she had to say her pregnancy was a "miracle" since if she cheated and got pregnant then she would have been honor killed


    jesus legit believed he was the son of god which is why he was so convincing
    You're not supposed to take everything in the Bible literally you rube.

    Especially what's in the Old Testament.

    Stop talking about the Christian religion, you really have no clue wtf you're talking about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMan
    You're not supposed to take everything in the Bible literally you rube.

    Especially what's in the Old Testament.

    Stop talking about the Christian religion, you really have no clue wtf you're talking about.

    i know all about the magic loop holes religious people jump through when defending their texts


    everything is a metaphor



    however there is no metaphor for adam and eve. that part was in fact meant to be taken seriously.. 2 people started humanity


    well thats impossible because people are so different around the globe. it would take hundreds of thousands of years apart from each other only mating in the same tribes in small villages to develop so differently

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    Default Re: What if you get sent to Hell for believing the Bible?

    Can someone explain when Noah's arc occurred?

    Was that another Adam and Eve scenario? Wiped everything and started again?
    Why can't they do that again now then? I'm sure the place is way more fu*ked up now

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    Default Re: What if you get sent to Hell for believing the Bible?

    Quote Originally Posted by coin24
    Can someone explain when Noah's arc occurred?

    Was that another Adam and Eve scenario? Wiped everything and started again?
    Why can't they do that again now then? I'm sure the place is way more fu*ked up now
    Noah's arc is actually a believable tale passed down. Around that same time 12000 years ago we were hit by an asteroid which caused global flooding and pretty much reset the clock for humans

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    Default Re: What if you get sent to Hell for believing the Bible?

    Quote Originally Posted by Vino24
    Noah's arc is actually a believable tale passed down. Around that same time 12000 years ago we were hit by an asteroid which caused global flooding and pretty much reset the clock for humans

    The tale passed down from 12000 years ago when there was only 1 man 1 woman and a boat of animals?

    He built a titanic by himself that fit thousands of animals? I dunno, it sounds slightly exaggerated

    How many years ago was Adam and Eve then??

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    Default Re: What if you get sent to Hell for believing the Bible?

    Earth=Hell.

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    Default Re: What if you get sent to Hell for believing the Bible?

    Quote Originally Posted by fiddy
    Earth=Hell.

    would make sense... even the best of us are still kinda shitty

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    Default Re: What if you get sent to Hell for believing the Bible?

    Quote Originally Posted by kennethgriffen
    would make sense... even the best of us are still kinda shitty
    I don

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    [QUOTE=Vino24]I don

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