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    in before OP gets fired on the first day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by red1
    in before OP gets fired on the first day.
    My chances of getting fired are as good as the Raptors winning the NBA finals. Not gonna happen

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    I got my first gig on Friday! Just picked up a case of each beer. Gonna do a beer tasting on a craft beer boat cruise party!! It's a hot one in Vancouver this weekend. Free beer on a boat and getting paid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaHeezy
    My chances of getting fired are as good as the Raptors winning the NBA finals. Not gonna happen

    I forgot about that one

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaHeezy

    I forgot about that one
    Yeah, didn't age well at all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMan
    Yeah, didn't age well at all.
    Lol, could be a premonition. Lose this job on the first day

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    op about to get fired and OD on a blunt

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    Thats a pretty much dream situation as a side job.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaHeezy
    I earn my income as a business broker. I work maybe 20 hrs tops a week and still pull 6 figures. I occasionally work behind the bar or manage the door when my friends in the industry need extra help. I do it for shits and giggles and to hang out if I got nothing else to do.
    Now I got a gig that gives me free beer, travel for free AND get paid $20+/hr which takes up little of my spare time? Yeah, I guess you can roll your eyes at me.
    So just to be clear, you work 20 hrs a week and pull 6 figures as a bartender/bouncer and "business broker" (whatever that means)... yet in the OP you made a point of mentioning that you are getting a whopping $23/hr with this new "best job in the world"

    Maybe you and Kblaze can start a business that buys and sells believable lies to be used on internet message boards...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kblaze8855
    Thats a pretty much dream situation as a side job.
    It's a great side gig. Paid to promote beer and get free product. Got my first gig today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nanners
    So just to be clear, you work 20 hrs a week and pull 6 figures as a bartender/bouncer and "business broker" (whatever that means)... yet in the OP you made a point of mentioning that you are getting a whopping $23/hr with this new "best job in the world"

    Maybe you and Kblaze can start a business that buys and sells believable lies to be used on internet message boards...
    Brokering for business doesn't require much time. You can do from home. It's easy. Take one business and introduce to another. They shake hands. You take care of the transactions. It's so simple even a walking banana like you could handle it. I only work the door or behind the bar when friends dial me up. Which is maybe once or twice a month?

    I'm about to jump on a boat with other craft brewery reps and give away beer on the sunny oceans of Vancouver. Life is too good. But go ahead and obsess on the life of others. Keep it in you ISH log book of poster history.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaHeezy
    Brokering for business doesn't require much time. You can do from home. It's easy. Take one business and introduce to another. They shake hands. You take care of the transactions. It's so simple even a walking banana like you could handle it. I only work the door or behind the bar when friends dial me up. Which is maybe once or twice a month?

    I'm about to jump on a boat with other craft brewery reps and give away beer on the sunny oceans of Vancouver. Life is too good. But go ahead and obsess on the life of others. Keep it in you ISH log book of poster history.


    Yes, writing a couple sentences about the contradictions in someones post is "obsessing"

    Have fun on the water! No doubt its a beautiful day in the pacific northwest

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nanners
    Yes, writing a couple sentences about the contradictions in someones post is "obsessing"

    Have fun on the water! No doubt its a beautiful day in the pacific northwest
    It's actually kind of cloudy here. Looks like it might rain in couple of hours.

    We're doing some guest taps in Oregon. You should hit it up. I'll buy your first beer

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    It's like marketing is dead because legality isn't scientific.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GimmeThat
    It's like marketing is dead because legality isn't scientific.
    I have no idea what you meant there

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