I got offered the best job in the world

[AirTupac]

DrEaM jOb!!!!! I'm sWeAtInG aNd GaInInG wEiGhT, pLuS mY lIvEr Is ****Ed AnD mY hEaD wIlL bE tHrObBiNg ToMoRrOw MoRnInG!! wOuLd YoU cArE fOr AnOtHeR pItChEr, SiR?!?


LiViNg My BeSt LiFe!!



You're basically a glorified waitress. Not even glorified, you're literally bragging about being a waitress

Lmfao thats the best part. He's literally a server in the heat promoting beer for 8 hours+. Sick dream job loser. Every bartender in the world has a better gig than that.

[egokiller]

yea, but how often a month is it?

Apparently 8-12 hours. But it may be more than that. For some reason he equates 10 posts a day to posting 24/7.

[egokiller]

Lmfao thats the best part. He's literally a server in the heat promoting beer for 8 hours+. Sick dream job loser. Every bartender in the world has a better gig than that.

I have to meet the guy that sold him on this gig. Now there's a salesman!

Guy walks into a bar and announces "hey I'm tried of sweating my ass off at these events pouring beer and talking about it all day. Anyone care to take my spot?"

DaHeezy's looks up from the corner of the bar as others look away, some scrambling to leave the establishment.

He replies: "I'm your huckleberry"

[Bosnian Sajo]

I have to meet the guy that sold him on this gig. Now there's a salesman!

Guy walks into a bar and announces "hey I'm tried of sweating my ass off at these events pouring beer and talking about it all day. Anyone care to take my spot?"

DaHeezy's looks up from the corner of the bar as others look away, some scrambling to leave the establishment.

He replies: "I'm your huckleberry"

Idk if he's a good salesman or if DaSleezy is just gulible AF. He mentioned in another thread he plays co-ed rec bball at the Y to meet women!! Doesn't take much to talk him into something, apparently

[egokiller]

Idk if he's a good salesman or if DaSleezy is just gulible AF. He mentioned in another thread he plays co-ed rec bball at the Y to meet women!! Doesn't take much to talk him into something, apparently

I remember that thread. Everyone was ripping on him telling him that if you want to meet women in sports, go play co-ed soft ball. Rec bball and bball leagues are to actually have competitive games.

[Bosnian Sajo]

Nice try, Becky! Maybe we go to my tent later for a pitcher of this new lager I'm serving, give you some tips to improve your LaYuPs ;)

[DaHeezy]

Lol, the caveman, the flipflopper, and the fraud with the triple team. Classic

[DaHeezy]

yea, but how often a month is it?

Four hours a day. Like 2-4 days a month.

[warriorfan]

Idk if he's a good salesman or if DaSleezy is just gulible AF. He mentioned in another thread he plays co-ed rec bball at the Y to meet women!! Doesn't take much to talk him into something, apparently

DaSleezy



That was pretty good

[DaHeezy]

DrEaM jOb!!!!! I'm sWeAtInG aNd GaInInG wEiGhT, pLuS mY lIvEr Is ****Ed AnD mY hEaD wIlL bE tHrObBiNg ToMoRrOw MoRnInG!! wOuLd YoU cArE fOr AnOtHeR pItChEr, SiR?!?


LiViNg My BeSt LiFe!!



You're basically a glorified waitress. Not even glorified, you're literally bragging about being a waitress

Lol, how did I know the sheep herder would come in and try to belittle something no promotion company would ever hire him for.

Literally, the down syndrome version of the wolf guy from twilight is gonna too put down what I'm doing. Too funny.

I almost gaurantee I make more doing this without the perks than what he's doing full time.

[egokiller]

Make sure you wear your sun block, sun glasses, and have plenty of water on hand. Beer dehydrates the body.

We don't need you getting hurt out there!

[ArbitraryWater]

Four hours a day. Like 2-4 days a month.

perf

[DaHeezy]

Make sure you wear your sun block, sun glasses, and have plenty of water on hand. Beer dehydrates the body.

We don't need you getting hurt out there!

That stuff is all standard. Plus these festivals usually provide cold mist sprinklers. Ain't nobody dying out here. Next gig I hit is the Squamish Beer festival. Right in the Valley. We get to to stay at the resort while we're there.

I got guest passes with 5 free tokens if any ISHers want to check it out.

[Bosnian Sajo]

Lol, how did I know the sheep herder would come in and try to belittle something no promotion company would ever hire him for.

Literally, the down syndrome version of the wolf guy from twilight is gonna too put down what I'm doing. Too funny.

I almost gaurantee I make more doing this without the perks than what he's doing full time.

55k fresh outta college including paid 401k no matching required.


Sup lil bih

[Bosnian Sajo]

This morning my company literally paid me to clown you, you do realize that? While you're sitting at home doing this fore free I'm getting paid to **** with you.