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    Decent college freshman Duderonomy's Avatar
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    Default Need advice on how to handle this

    So I was doing work for this middle aged woman who looks good for being 45 or whatever her age is. She seemed overly friendly and seemed to be more than willing to let let me know about her life and family. She is now messaging me to get me to go to her church.

    Anyway, she has a hot daughter (maybe too young?) but she also said her daughter doesn't go with her to church. Is there a way to meet her daughter and avoid going to church?

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    NBA lottery pick Long Duck Dong's Avatar
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    I'm seeing a Pornhub episode develop before our very eyes

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    Default Re: Need advice on how to handle this

    How old are you? The mom might be trying to bang you herself, in which case, you can forget about it... unless the daughter has a lot of pent up angst towards her mother and is the type that would like to **** her mom's boyfriend in which case, hey... you could use that as leverage.

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    Default Re: Need advice on how to handle this

    Quote Originally Posted by Duderonomy
    So I was doing work for this middle aged woman who looks good for being 45 or whatever her age is. She seemed overly friendly and seemed to be more than willing to let let me know about her life and family. She is now messaging me to get me to go to her church.

    Anyway, she has a hot daughter (maybe too young?) but she also said her daughter doesn't go with her to church. Is there a way to meet her daughter and avoid going to church?
    All women at that age get like that. They know their clock is ticking and pretty soon no man will look at them twice or even give them the time of day. As for the hot daughter.. Don

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    Decent college freshman Duderonomy's Avatar
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    Default Re: Need advice on how to handle this

    Quote Originally Posted by Shogon
    How old are you? The mom might be trying to bang you herself, in which case, you can forget about it... unless the daughter has a lot of pent up angst towards her mother and is the type that would like to **** her mom's boyfriend in which case, hey... you could use that as leverage.
    29 the daughter is 20 or 21.

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    Default Re: Need advice on how to handle this

    Bang the mom and daughter.

    Preferably at the same time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stalkerforlife
    Bang the mom and daughter.

    Preferably at the same time.
    That's the Castor Troy sex sandwich special.

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    Go to church regularly but ignore both women.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrFonzworth
    Go to church regularly but ignore both women.
    and just jerk off in church?

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    Go to church and you get the pu[COLOR="Black"]ss[/COLOR]y. Simple as that. God has a way of rewarding his followers.

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    NBA sixth man of the year DaHeezy's Avatar
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    Thanks for asking for me buddy. I would never get a straight answer out of here if I posted this myself

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    Default Re: Need advice on how to handle this

    Quote Originally Posted by Duderonomy
    So I was doing work for this middle aged woman who looks good for being 45 or whatever her age is. She seemed overly friendly and seemed to be more than willing to let let me know about her life and family. She is now messaging me to get me to go to her church.

    Anyway, she has a hot daughter (maybe too young?) but she also said her daughter doesn't go with her to church. Is there a way to meet her daughter and avoid going to church?
    Her daughter isn't gonna f*ck you, retard.

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