Someone stole my fleshlight

[Long Duck Dong]

Don't worry, after the first 3 inches it's still brand new

Your fleshlight could be in the same place Heather Graham inserted the tracking device

[DaHeezy]

Lololol

Godzuki you kill me

[Bosnian Sajo]

Sosasuna...mi aflaq ene peritumo. Pornachi? Feriguamo. Eh lek bisanutra.


Arrida veci, borguzzi perigamo. Fi de cini alfredo, con quesa i abla. Mwah mwah mwah, esto perfecto! Sleez da mi ha colpito alla testa con una torcia elettrica. Bienvito, senore. Aguzi u supci!



Thank you.

[egokiller]

I thought some fvcking loser took it and started using it as a weapon against 12 year old skateboarders

No, it was a guy ensuring a perfect pour that happened to have a flesh light on his person. A tranny discovered this and took a liking to it:

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/sho...82&postcount=2

[AirTupac]

No, it was a guy ensuring a perfect pour that happened to have a flesh light on his person. A tranny discovered this and took a liking to it:

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/sho...82&postcount=2

Dead

[egokiller]

Dead

Did you even seen that post of mine before making this thread?

[AirTupac]

Did you even seen that post of mine before making this thread?

I did but I forgot about it

[DaHeezy]

No, it was a guy ensuring a perfect pour that happened to have a flesh light on his person. A tranny discovered this and took a liking to it:

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/sho...82&postcount=2

Lol, I love the appreciation, but C'mon man, if that post got completely ignored don't you think it bombed? It seems like you, AirZuki, and Warriorfans/Proctor are the only ones that think it's funny anymore. But hey, if I'm still brainfu(king you guys have at it.

[AirTupac]

*sees AirTupac posted*
*scurries into to thread like a cockroach*

[DaHeezy]

*sees AirTupac posted*
*scurries into to thread like a cockroach*

You made a thread about me you idiot. Of course I'm gonna click. 2 threads about me in the span of 2 weeks. I'm flattered. Good to see I can pull the strings on my puppet.

[egokiller]

Lol, I love the appreciation, but C'mon man, if that post got completely ignored don't you think it bombed? It seems like you, AirZuki, and Warriorfans/Proctor are the only ones that think it's funny anymore. But hey, if I'm still brainfu(king you guys have at it.

Calm down I only posted the link to that 5 sec post because I was curious if Pac came up with the fleshlight idea also. I didn't bother linking the whole thread or try to bump it to get views.

[DaHeezy]

Calm down I only posted the link to that 5 sec post because I was curious if Pac came up with the fleshlight idea also. I didn't bother linking the whole thread or try to bump it to get views.

I'm not trippin. I'm actually flattered.

[warriorfan]

No, it was a guy ensuring a perfect pour that happened to have a flesh light on his person. A tranny discovered this and took a liking to it:

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/sho...82&postcount=2

I think I’ve been there before. Place sucked and there was this weird guy shining his flashlight everywhere. I almost had to whip his ass but he gave me a free beer so I left it at that. He is lucky though, if I knew how bad the beer was beforehand he would of got a double ass whoopin.

[DaHeezy]

[QUOTE=warriorfan]I think I

[AirTupac]

I thought I recognized you! You asked for directions to the gay bar. After I pointed you the right direction and you had left all the server were making fun of you saying you have a face not even a f@g could palate.

How was your night at the sausage party anyways?

Ew what an utterly disgusting cringy post. I shuddered.