Pro Wrestling

[BurningHammer]

I get the belt was wasted on swerve if they were going to run a program with hangman, but he was a breath of fresh air during his run as champ at a time when the product was feeling stale.

Danielson's time-limited, win-or-retire championship reign will be more interesting though. I'm intrigued on who will be the one to semi-retire him in the next 4 months.

[Charlie Sheen]

Danielson's time-limited, win-or-retire championship reign will be more interesting though. I'm intrigued on who will be the one to semi-retire him in the next 4 months.

My best guess would be Darby. He is a superstar in waiting that needs it to shine on his own away from Steve.

[Im Still Ballin]

Did Sid have the best look in pro wrestling history? He was like a real-life Chip Hazard/G.I. Joe. Like an exaggerated hyper-masculine stereotype of an American military character in a Japanese video game or anime. Brock had a similar thing going on except shorter and stockier but not quite as angular/sharp in the face.

Sid was even jumping up to the canvas early on like Brock:

[Patrick Chewing]

Did Sid have the best look in pro wrestling history? He was like a real-life Chip Hazard/G.I. Joe. Like an exaggerated hyper-masculine stereotype of an American military character in a Japanese video game or anime. Brock had a similar thing going on except shorter and stockier but not quite as angular/sharp in the face.

Sid was even jumping up to the canvas early on like Brock:

Yeah when I think of wrestling physiques, like real imposing physiques, I think of Sid as the prototype. Followed by guys like Ultimate Warrior, Kerry Von Erich, Goldberg, Batista.

[Im Still Ballin]

GOAT squash match?

[jstern]

GOAT squash match?

I wonder if that clothesline was meant to go that way. The guy landed halfway on his head.

Was this guy a jobber?

Axe is the ISH jobber, and I don't care how strong Sid was, he wouldn't have been able to do half of the moves that he did on that jobber. Such as pressing him over his head to throw him back into the ring.

[Axe]

^^So autistic this obsessed idiot still can't stop thinking about me.

[RRR3]

[jstern]

RRR3, learning to use Photoshop. Or maybe he paid somebody.



I'm starting to get Sid vs Jobber recommendations. And again, I don't care how strong Sid was, there's no way that he would have been able to power bomb Axe (The ISH jobber) in such a manner. It would break Sid's back, due to the extreme stress on his spine. Herniated disk, shoulder joints, rotator cuff muscles. It would all get f*cked. Imagine tearing a muscle trying to pick Axe up. The worse would be if Sid tried to pick Axe up, he's going to lose his balance, and then die, dropping Axe on his head. Or imagine Sid's elbow coming out of place, dislocated. Or his legs breaking like it did in 2000. That was the end for him.

[RRR3]

[Axe]

Drinking a goddamn bleach would likely help your cause, moron.

[Patrick Chewing]

Drinking a goddamn bleach would likely help your cause, moron.

Spoken like a true jobber. Jealous of the success of us wrestlers on the main card.

[warriorfan]

Axe can’t be a jobber because he never leaves his mothers basement

Maybe if they did some sort of “incel basement beat down match” where Sid goes to axe’s mother’s house and beats the shit out of him.

Thst actually doesn’t sound too bad.

[Axe]

Chef called. He said he doesn't wanna use pots that have cracks on them.

Spoken like a true jobber. Jealous of the success of us wrestlers on the main card.

If you say so. Many people know that you're actually bedridden but you're always free to have your own fantasies if it makes you feel so better.

Meanwhile, i just don't want your autistic butt buddy trying to bring me up in whatever bullshit he has in his mind atm which he keeps on doing for a long time now. It only shows that i have a free real estate inside his stupid brain. That's all.

[jstern]

For as much as that one jobber looks like Axe, the personality of the other jobber is even more like RRR3. Pure RRR3, reminding me of my fear that one day he's going to get his ass severely beaten in real life. RRR3 could have just simply performed his jobber duties, and have a nice laugh with Sid and his tag team partner after the match, but instead he chose to be a dick, (or to use the words of the Bullying of RRR3's OP, the RRR3 jobber chose to be an ass) not sell for a tag team that as getting a major push, and instead got his ass kicked. Getting bloodied after the cameras were off, back in the locker room.



My favorite part is at 0:44, when you hear the manager yelling at the fat jobber, "Get in that ring! Get in that ring, you fat piece of shit!"

I also liked 1:37, after Sid throws the RRR3 jobber out of the ring, Sid and Spivey would have left it at that, but then they see that the jobber is continuing to be a dick, or ass, and in unison they both get out of the ring to go kick his ass.



It's pure real life RRR3. Instead of being a normal person, human, he decides to antagonize, which if he doesn't stop being like that, it could eventually result in a kick to the jaw. 2qr3 is right, if RRR3 could just modify his personality to something more pleasant, he could avoid such reactions.