Now that the heat is off can we all acknowledge that Donald Sterling was hilarious?

[red1]

kblaze you are the man - this shit made me laugh so hard I cant put it into words

[red1]

“Well, I fool around sometimes. I do. When a girl seduces me and tells all of these hot stories and dirty things and tells me how much she wants to suck on me and takes my shoes off and licks my feet and touches me.
When I’m in a limo she takes all of her clothes [sic] . The limo driver says what’s going on. And she started sucking me on the way to Mr. Koon’s house. And I thank her. I thank her for making me feel good.”

Opposing counsel: "Sir, the question was, ‘Is this your handwriting?’ "

Seriously.....how is this guy not a movie character?

[BigShotBob]

I've been around a lot of old white people and old black people and they love to make racist jokes because they just don't give a flying ****.

I think a lot of it was just his sense of humor. The story you're talking about him sending his dates to watch the team undress also included him walking in on his players getting dressed in the locker room and gawking at them.

He loved black people and he shouldn't have been fired.

[rezznor]

I can't imagine a movie not being made.

[Mask the Embiid]

I thought i was the only one that laughed at racism.

"Keep dressing like that and you're gonna get attacked by a pack of ni**ers"

mel gibson


just wow

[FKAri]

His demeanour reminded me of Robert Durst

[DCL]

i remember watching that bill burr bit about donald sterling four years ago.

funny back then. still funny today.

[90sgoat]

Sterling isn't white, he's jewish.

Like 90% of league owners and execs.

The league is owned and run almost exclusively by jews.

Don't call out white people when you have a beef with the jews.

[brooks_thompson]

That blowjob in the limo story seems like humor straight out of a classic (early, when it was a riot) Simpsons episode, if the Simpsons was a bit edgier.

[GimmeThat]

the biggest reason he accepted monogamy was because he didn't think his spouse would just find another girl after he died.

[iamgine]

Bob Odenkirk can play younger Sterling while Michael McKean can play old Sterling.

[Kblaze8855]

Sterling isn't white, he's jewish.

Like 90% of league owners and execs.

The league is owned and run almost exclusively by jews.

Don't call out white people when you have a beef with the jews.

Despite people like you....the klan and of course Nazis trying to explain it....still never got why some pretend a faith with al races in it is a race itself only when the person is white. Like....black Jews are black and Jewish. White Jews aren’t white....even the....obviously white ones.

[iamgine]

Despite people like you....the klan and of course Nazis trying to explain it....still never got why some pretend a faith with al races in it is a race itself only when the person is white. Like....black Jews are black and Jewish. White Jews aren’t white....even the....obviously white ones.

That's because Jews are both faith and ethnicity. Like black jews are black people who believe in Judaism. But they're not considered jewish in ethnicity.

[SouBeachTalents]

That's because Jews are both faith and ethnicity. Like black jews are black people who believe in Judaism. But they're not considered jewish in ethnicity.

What if you have Jewish parents but you're an atheist, or you convert to another religion altogether, are you still considered Jewish? And is Judaism the only faith to double as an ethnicity, or do other religions like Christianity and Islam qualify too?

[Kblaze8855]

Rest assured....many idiots think “Muslim” is a race too.