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    Default with scarce of toilet paper, whats your thoughts on bidets

    not very common in the US but apparently Europeans really love them










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    Default Re: with scarce of toilet paper, whats your thoughts on bidets

    japanese also have advanced bidets. americans like dry paper up the ass and will never change to those communist bidet users

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    Default Re: with scarce of toilet paper, whats your thoughts on bidets

    Quote Originally Posted by DoctorP View Post
    japanese also have advanced bidets. americans like dry paper up the ass and will never change to those communist bidet users
    i usually pamper myself pretty good with a 2 dry wipes (one down --> one up), then polish off with a wetwipe. septic friendly ones of course

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    Default Re: with scarce of toilet paper, whats your thoughts on bidets

    My homies family does in the rental they let us use. Its amazing

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    Default Re: with scarce of toilet paper, whats your thoughts on bidets

    I have a business associate who told me the biggest "game changers" in the last 10 years of things he has bought for his home are his insta-pot, his smart tv and his Japanese bidet toilet. I hate using paper, I feel the need to shower after every sh!t so this might be perfect for me. Not sure what I'm waiting for

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    Default Re: with scarce of toilet paper, whats your thoughts on bidets

    Meanwhile, the Muslims are using this to clean their asses.


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    Default Re: with scarce of toilet paper, whats your thoughts on bidets

    Quote Originally Posted by Patrick Chewing View Post
    Meanwhile, the Muslims are using this to clean their asses.


    still more respectable than this phenomenon



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    Default Re: with scarce of toilet paper, whats your thoughts on bidets

    Quote Originally Posted by Patrick Chewing View Post
    Meanwhile, the Muslims are using this to clean their asses.

    So? It's cleaner. You use water to clean everything in the world. And don't tell me you don't soap your ass in the shower with your hands. Imagine the nerve of some smelly dude that's spreading diseases like you to insult someone else.

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    Default Re: with scarce of toilet paper, whats your thoughts on bidets

    Quote Originally Posted by imdaman99 View Post
    So? It's cleaner. You use water to clean everything in the world. And don't tell me you don't soap your ass in the shower with your hands. Imagine the nerve of some smelly dude that's spreading diseases like you to insult someone else.
    i agree. using water only is much more sanitary than paper only. i need to invest in a bidet

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    Default Re: with scarce of toilet paper, whats your thoughts on bidets

    my Italian friends family has one and they love it

    but what's the process?

    wipe, squirt, wipe?

    just squirt squirt and then wipe to dry off?

    or just squirt and air dry?

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    Default Re: with scarce of toilet paper, whats your thoughts on bidets

    Yes, please explain. How does the ass get clean when there’s shit all over the anus and the surrounding cheek area? How do you know when you’re completely clean?

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    Default Re: with scarce of toilet paper, whats your thoughts on bidets



    Grown ass men that don't know how to wash their ass^^

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    Default Re: with scarce of toilet paper, whats your thoughts on bidets

    I've had a bidet for 8 years and I walk across the house to use the toilet with the bidet because it's worth it.

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    Default Re: with scarce of toilet paper, whats your thoughts on bidets

    looks like gay shower/bathroom toy

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