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    Default Re: Patrick "XXL" Chewing

    173 pounds at 6 feet. A gust of wind would break this Transjew in half


    Just cause you’re Jewish doesn’t mean you have to look like one circa 1945.

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    Default Re: Patrick "XXL" Chewing

    Decent joke, but I’m not even skinny. I’m pretty out of shape tbh I’m just not fat. You have a warped view of what a healthy weight is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Patrick Chewing View Post
    173 pounds at 6 feet. A gust of wind would break this Transjew in half


    Just cause you’re Jewish doesn’t mean you have to look like one circa 1945.

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    Default Re: Patrick "XXL" Chewing

    Quote Originally Posted by RRR3 View Post
    Fatty ‘shew

    I’ve tended to notice you project your own flaws onto others (small weenie, wearing a diaper, living in your uncle’s basement), so I’m starting to suspect you’re absolutely
    massively obese. I’m not fat by any objective measure. Out of shape without a doubt, but I don’t weigh nearly enough to be fat. I’m sorry you do
    I'm 6'1 95kg, so in pounds that's 210 ish? Been lifting for over a decade, train 4 to 5 times a week so in quite good shape actually.
    If you fix your diet up and lift you'd feel better about yourself, probably wouldn't have to pretend to agree with others to try and be more popular. You might even meet a woman if you ditch that whiny apologetic loser attitude.

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    Default Re: Patrick "XXL" Chewing

    A classic.

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    Default Re: Patrick "XXL" Chewing





    cmon man, are people really supposed to believe that the soyboy in this image is 6ft 175lbs?


    no way you have ever benched 190 with those little feminine shoulders, no way you are 6' 175 with that much extra weight on your face and neck

    anyway the fact that this doughey robin d angelo impersonator would make fun of anyone elses appearance is hilarious... so thanks for the laugh
    Last edited by Nanners; 08-18-2021 at 02:48 AM.

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    Default Re: Patrick "XXL" Chewing

    The Chew Toy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Im Still Ballin View Post
    The Chew Toy!
    Gastrick!

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    Default Re: Patrick "XXL" Chewing

    Quote Originally Posted by Im Still Ballin View Post
    The Chew Toy!
    Idk why this is so funny



    Poor poor patty. The chew toy for the rabid dogs of ish

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    Default Re: Patrick "XXL" Chewing

    You know for a fat guy, Chewing isn't very jolly.

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    Default Re: Patrick "XXL" Chewing

    Poopsie

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    Default Re: Patrick "XXL" Chewing

    Poopsie

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    Default Re: Patrick "XXL" Chewing

    Quote Originally Posted by RRR3 View Post
    Decent joke, but I’m not even skinny. I’m pretty out of shape tbh I’m just not fat. You have a warped view of what a healthy weight is.
    you are more of a disgusting slob.

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    Default Re: Patrick "XXL" Chewing

    Quote Originally Posted by RRR3 View Post
    What the hell do you power lift? Big Macs?

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    Default Re: Patrick "XXL" Chewing

    Quote Originally Posted by Proctor View Post
    "I like my jerseys big!"



    This thread is killing me

    classic

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