Middle Aisle Brawl: Wee-Man vs Cruise who wins?

[msbutthurt]

From the Johnny Knoxville podcast I just completely made up, they brought this up for some reason. Pretty hilarious. Johnny picked his Wee-Man Teammate to win.

Wee-Man is 47yo 4'1 104lbs
Tom Cruise is 58yo 5’7 148lbs *

Who wins in a 3 round 3min MMA fight?

Does Tom just kick him in the face?
Does Wee-Man punch him in the wiener?
Does Tom just call on Xenu and wait for time to expire?

[msbutthurt]

Happy birthday Tom Cruise.


Xenu loves us all.

[Stanley Kobrick]

are you okay?

[msbutthurt]

are you okay?

I think so?



There is a post over on another basketball forum called 'Back Alley brawl: Zion vs McGregor who wins?'. It is 31 pages long and the poll favors McGregor 302 to Zion 105.

This is from the JJ Redick podcast where they somehow brought this up for some reason. Pretty hilarious. JJ picked his Zion Teammate to win.

Zion Williamson is 19yo 6’6 285lbs

Connor McGregor is 31yo 5’9 180lbs *

Who wins in a 3 round 3min MMA fight?

Does Zion just pick him up and sit on him?
Does McGregor put a finger submission on Zion?
Does Zion just push Connor off and wait for time to expire?

Tom Cruise
tomcruise.com
Thomas Cruise Mapother IV is an American actor and producer. He has received various accolades for his work, including three Golden Globe Awards and three nominations for Academy Awards. With a net worth of $570 million as of 2020, he is one of the highest-paid actors in the world.Wikipedia
Born:Thomas Cruise Mapother IV, July 3, 1962, Syracuse, New York, U.S.
Occupation:Actor, producer
Years active:1981–present

[highwhey]

are you okay?