RIP FultzNationRISE 198?-2020. Dead from advanced COVID.

[FultzNationRISE]

Hello everyone.

My name is Herman Finkelberg, I am the executor of FultzNationRISE’s estate.

As some of you may know, Mr Rise tested e-positive for the horrific coronaflu disease some months back, and Insidehoops placed him under immediate quarantine.

Despite a heroic battle with this biological behemoth, Mr Rise’s health took a turn for the worst last week, and he succumbed at last to his viral oppressor.

It was an unexpected turn of events, and only after his passing did we discover the underlying conditions that made him so vulnerable. The autopsy revealed he was 85 years old, diabetic, and had advanced emphysema from a life of smoking.

People like this rarely die each year, so when he tested positive for these flu proteins at the time of death, we knew COVID done caught another body.


Anyway I will be using his account from time to time until we can sort out its legal inheritor, but just be advised of the change.

I am working at this time to set up a GoFundMe page to cover burial expenses, which are likely to exceed three million dollars, as we intend to honor his wish of being buried wearing a gold face mask with diamond inlay.


Stay safe everyone. This is a somber day for all of us, but please be well and stay optimistic. And if you sneeze at any time in the next six months, please call the law offices of Herman Finkelburg toll free, and we will find someone to sue. Representatives are standing by 24/7.

[Patrick Chewing]

Devastating news. Please let us know when the funeral is and I will attend.

[FultzNationRISE]

Devastating news. Please let us know when the funeral is and I will attend.

In compliance with state and federal social distancing guidelines, the funeral will be held in outer space where covid cannot be transmitted due to the lack of air.

The Treasury Department is currently constructing a 10 Trillion dollar proposal that will fast track the development of technology necessary to hold space funerals.

We will keep you abreast of details as theyre formalized.

Also when you receive your invitation, please remember to RSVP with your preference of beef, chicken, or fish.

[warriorfan]

[Patrick Chewing]

This is not a problem for me. I am a very wealthy individual and can travel to space at any time. My chauffer was also an astronaut.

Also, I will have the chicken. I hear fish can taste rather stale in zero g environments.

[msbutthurt]

RIP Kyke Killgore. Sending shekels his way.

[TheMan]

[bladefd]

Msbutthu... I mean OP.. You need help. Please get help.

[FultzNationRISE]

Msbutthu... I mean OP.. You need help. Please get help.

You need help. Please get help.

[rawimpact]

Jeff and I would like to attend. Do you have kosher options?

[FultzNationRISE]

Jeff and I would like to attend. Do you have kosher options?

My office is currently working closely with the US Congress to produce a bill providing 60 Trillion dollars in research funding to determine if kosher food may actually help in the prevention or treatment of the covid.

Further details will be availabe at a later date.

[FultzNationRISE]

Msbutthu... I mean OP.. You need help. Please get help.

Congratulations bladefd... it’s your One Millionth time being wrong on ISH!


Go on and have a party

[FultzNationRISE]

You need help. Please get help.

It’s been like 3 minutes and I cant edit or delete this comment? I like my second response better.


NICE BOARD, JEFF

[bladefd]

You need help. Please get help.

Congratulations bladefd... it’s your One Millionth time being wrong on ISH!


Go on and have a party

Forgot to change between accounts??

[FultzNationRISE]

Forgot to change between accounts??

Yes.



But dont tell Proctor.