What really happened in the 2011 NBA FINALS?

[Gougou]

Lebron can't score while guarded by 5'10 JJ Barea...

[FromDowntown]

I've gone over this before but for the 112th time:
After seeing all the triggered fanboys in the regular season LeGOAT called a secret meeting with Stern, Murdoch and Obama among others in Vegas (2nd week February). He told them that The Heat winning it all would be bad for business. Everyone, concerned at first was immediately comforted by LeGod who told them that once reaching the finals, The Heat would allow the West to win. However, LeDong said that no matter how poorly He and the Heat play, He could not guarantee a 100% loss due to His supernatural instincts on a basketball court. He bought a stake in Liverpool FC and said he'll hand over the asset to cover any minor losses the NBA might incur in 2011 if He failed. LeZeus then gave a wink because as we know now all too well, LeJesus NEVER fails. Despite Dirk choking, LeBron came up clutch for the NBA and Stern.

We stay winning

[Axe]

I've gone over this before but for the 112th time:
After seeing all the triggered fanboys in the regular season LeGOAT called a secret meeting with Stern, Murdoch and Obama among others in Vegas (2nd week February). He told them that The Heat winning it all would be bad for business. Everyone, concerned at first was immediately comforted by LeGod who told them that once reaching the finals, The Heat would allow the West to win. However, LeDong said that no matter how poorly He and the Heat play, He could not guarantee a 100% loss due to His supernatural instincts on a basketball court. He bought a stake in Liverpool FC and said he'll hand over the asset to cover any minor losses the NBA might incur in 2011 if He failed. LeZeus then gave a wink because as we know now all too well, LeJesus NEVER fails. Despite Dirk choking, LeBron came up clutch for the NBA and Stern.

[dbugz]

libron got shut down by a midget jj barea nad grandpa marion

[SATAN]

I'm absolutely obsessed with LeBron James and have dedicated several separate accounts to talking badly about him because he threatens my heroes who would probably think I'm a ****ing idiot anyway if they ever seen my online behavior

We know.

[warriorfan]

Jason Terry

[OrlandoMagicGuy]

A) L36ron flat out choked

B) JJ Barea locked him down defensively

C) L36ron didn't want Wade to win Finals MVP

[imdaman99]

Mavericks role players played out of their minds. Kidd, Marion, Terry, Chandler, Barea, Stevenson, dunno if Peja did anything, even Brian Cardinal had his moments

And also, Lebron did not play well as a 2nd option. After this season, Wade told him I'll never try to take over the team again and they won 2 chips in a row.

[DoctorP]

If Barea shut down LeBron, Hornacek would have destroyed him