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    Default What if you saw Michael Jordan playing basketball in the park?

    I'll get my Jordan 11 shoes, and Spalding Basketball. Hopefully Mj signs it. If he invites me to play in a pickup game. I'll accept it.

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    Default Re: What if you saw Michael Jordan playing basketball in the park?

    Quote Originally Posted by Lebron23 View Post
    I'll get my Jordan 11 shoes, and Spalding Basketball. Hopefully Mj signs it. If he invites me to play in a pickup game. I'll accept it.
    Jordan is probably the worst human being on the face of this earth with public interaction. Unless you paid him a mill+ he ain't given you a second of his time

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    Default Re: What if you saw Michael Jordan playing basketball in the park?

    At this point, I wouldn't think much of it. To see it back in the day would be pretty cool.

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    Default Re: What if you saw Michael Jordan playing basketball in the park?

    I'd ask him which 2nd options he beats the Pistons with in '89 replacing Pippen's 10 ppg on 40%

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    Default Re: What if you saw Michael Jordan playing basketball in the park?

    Quote Originally Posted by SouBeachTalents View Post
    I'd ask him which 2nd options he beats the Pistons with in '89 replacing Pippen's 10 ppg on 40%

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    Default Re: What if you saw Michael Jordan playing basketball in the park?

    I would ask him can he come fix my water heater.

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    Default Re: What if you saw Michael Jordan playing basketball in the park?

    Let's just say he would no longer be with us and I'd be behind bars for the rest of my life.

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    Default Re: What if you saw Michael Jordan playing basketball in the park?

    Tell him "thanks for creating that style of play. Kawhi plays just like ya"

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    Quote Originally Posted by hateraid View Post
    Jordan is probably the worst human being on the face of this earth with public interaction. Unless you paid him a mill+ he ain't given you a second of his time
    Meltdown

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    Default Re: What if you saw Michael Jordan playing basketball in the park?

    I'd yell "what up mango juice!? Mj! Woo-woo! I read this story about a cow that jumped over the moon. Then a fork had sex with a spoon. You can get a spork at KFC. The moon is made of cheese but you can't get cow meat at KFC. Are you hungry? Let's roll out and get some grub homie"

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    Quote Originally Posted by hateraid View Post
    Jordan is probably the worst human being on the face of this earth with public interaction. Unless you paid him a mill+ he ain't given you a second of his time
    Forgot to post this on your Roundball Rock account bro.

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    Default Re: What if you saw Michael Jordan playing basketball in the park?

    Quote Originally Posted by hateraid View Post
    Jordan is probably the worst human being on the face of this earth with public interaction. Unless you paid him a mill+ he ain't given you a second of his time
    Oh come on. "worst human being on the face of this earth with public interaction" is pretty harsh. I'm sure there are plenty of people in prison or on Death Row who have less personal skills.

    Now, if you want to call him "Most successful human being who people seem to love despite the person being an absolute ahole"... then I'm with you. Pete Rose might give Jordan a run for the title.

    Funny how they both have gambling issues.

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    Default Re: What if you saw Michael Jordan playing basketball in the park?

    Quote Originally Posted by baudkarma View Post
    Oh come on. "worst human being on the face of this earth with public interaction" is pretty harsh. I'm sure there are plenty of people in prison or on Death Row who have less personal skills.

    Now, if you want to call him "Most successful human being who people seem to love despite the person being an absolute ahole"... then I'm with you. Pete Rose might give Jordan a run for the title.

    Funny how they both have gambling issues.
    Funny how he outright judges him maliciously without even knowing the bald black guy personally

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    Default Re: What if you saw Michael Jordan playing basketball in the park?

    Chances are probably pretty low on MJ signing anything. Never know though. I wouldn't want to bug the guy. Depends on the situation specifics.

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    Default Re: What if you saw Michael Jordan playing basketball in the park?

    He would just get pissed off if I asked for an autograph. (and I wouldn't want one anyway... they are pointless) If we were shooting on the same hoop, I'd wait til he missed a jumper and trash talk him, say he doesn't have it no more and goad him into a game of 1v1. Win or lose it would be worth it.

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