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Local High School Star
Would you go to a movie about a man named Retardis Crotchfield?
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Re: Would you go to a movie about a man named Retardis Crotchfield?
Need more context of what it's about and who's behind it.
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Re: Would you go to a movie about a man named Retardis Crotchfield?
I doubt it, but I'll think about it.
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Re: Would you go to a movie about a man named Retardis Crotchfield?
No I will not go see a movie about AirTupac
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wet brain
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Local High School Star
Re: Would you go to a movie about a man named Retardis Crotchfield?
A man born dumb, deaf, blind is kicked out of his parent's house when he turned 18, left to wander the world with no skills or knowledge while looking like a Sloth with an even more deformed face on the body of a Kevin James look alike. He also speaks like Sloth with more of the Chewbacca groans. He tells his mom and dad that he'll show them. As he stumbles around the city dumb, deaf, blind, slothing it up, he encounters many people, none of which like him. One person even puts him in the hospital by hitting him over the head with a brick shouting that he has white privilege. Seeing this tragedy, the movie president James Woods calls him to tell him he is sorry for what happened and with Nasa, they would like to send him to into space. Retardis wookies it up groaning and clapping like a seal. He showed his mom and dad, he is going to space. As they enter space they are swallowed by a black hole that teleports them to another planet as his parents watch laughing on live TV as the movie ends, setting up a sequeal of Retardis new planet
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