Axe or HBK_Klit_2: ISHs biggest jizzrag for 2020

[Phoenix]

Objective facts about the contenders:

Axe is a drooling idiot averaging 33 DDP™ ( daily dumb posts) on a blistering 100% TS. Not a whole lot else to say, much like his posts.

HBK_Klit_2, a nut case Kawhi stan, promised to stop posting till next season if the Nuggets beat the Clips. He has subsequently spent the last week on a meltdown of epic proportions only equalled by Kawhi losing a 3-1 lead while going 6/22 in game 7. He has since jumped on the Nuggets bandwagon delivering such golden nuggets as Jamal Murray is better than AD and James Harden, and championing their legendary stamina, and harping on about Playoff Ps depression in lieu of stocking up on the quantity of Preparation H needed to soothe 'down there'

The ability to galvanize mortal enemy MJ/ Lebron/ Kobe posters should be honoured by way of this dedicated topic.

Mods, please be lenient and allow the thread to stay up for at least a few days. Think of the clicks. #ForISH

[Axe]

Guys i think i finally found op's diary but I'm sure it's not enough to make his swollen vestigial genitals stop bleeding to oblivion.

[Phoenix]

Phoenix: 10:48
Ye Axe: 10:50



Think I'll vote for Axe. HBKs post are at least entertaining to break down. Axe doesnt make points remotely intelligent enough to expend energy countering.

[Axe]

Thanks for the troll thread btw. I managed to have boosted my post count because of your interruption and have no plans of stopping at all.

[SATAN]

Phoenix: 10:48
Ye Axe: 10:50

[Phoenix]

Get *ye* votes in!

[Axe]

Phoenix: 10:48
Ye Axe: 10:50



Think I'll vote for Axe. HBKs post are at least entertaining to break down. Axe doesnt make points remotely intelligent enough to expend energy countering.

Says the most butthurt dork in the board who only has me on his entire ignore list.

[Phoenix]

Damn I have DFP instead of DDP. Daily 'Fakkit' posts works too. A distinction without difference for lil Axey

[Axe]

Imagine having to stalk at one's profile just for the sake of knowing their ppd count. I can sense the great insecurity here.

[SATAN]

Get *ye* votes in!

Gotta go with HBK. Axe is odd and seems to annoy a lot of people but HBK is just a ****ing moron who doesn't know anything about basketball. He said he'd leave and now just refuses to even though he has other accounts anyway. He's not a man of his word. Untrustworthy. The absolute worst kind of person there is.

Then again, haven't actually seen an Axe post for a little while...Has he gotten worse??

I might take the little mudslinger off ignore for a while, slick.

[SouBeachTalents]

I think I gotta go with Nike D'Antoni on this one

[ArbitraryWater]

I had it in favor of KaKlit, then Axe posted, and always swayed me..


But nah, its still KaKlit.

[SATAN]

I unblocked an Axe post and he posted the same diary joke I posted a few days ago. Dude is creepy as **** I swear.

[ArbitraryWater]

I think I gotta go with Nike D'Antoni on this one

He‘s too cute/harmless

[Phoenix]

Lil Axey, thank you for your contribution to this thread in your honor. You're like the fish who voluntarily jumps into the boat.