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    Lightbulb Joel Embiid is a father





    clear Embitch nickname
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    insert new nickname: Embroke

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    NBA lottery pick Shogon's Avatar
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    Default Re: Joel Embiid is a father

    She's pretty hot and he is very much not.

    Oh, to be rich.

    For ****'s sake I love brunettes with small waists, brown eyes and big tits. My biggest weakness.

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    Default Re: Joel Embiid is a father

    I wonder how old dwight was with his first? maybe 12, 13 years old?

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    Default Re: Joel Embiid is a father

    Quote Originally Posted by Shogon View Post
    She's pretty hot and he is very much not.

    Oh, to be rich.

    For ****'s sake I love brunettes with small waists, brown eyes and big tits. My biggest weakness.
    the process would have zero chance if he didn't have the bag.. luckily for him, the whores at Blacked.com might like him, I guess

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    Default Re: Joel Embiid is a father

    I sometimes wonder what kind of father I would be if I had 10 mil in the bank. I've been locked up in the house with a baby this whole pandemic and I'll be honest it's not fun. If we could budget child care (its not like it was pre pandemic) I would be a lot more hands off. I absolutely would not be doing diapers at 3am and watching this kid from 7 to 7 while pretending to work. So while yes Embiid is a father... no disrespect but he's going to experience it differently.

    Yes I'm jealous.

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    Default Re: Joel Embiid is a father

    the 3 most important things in life:

    sex
    money/wealth
    time

    If you are handsome and rich you're pretty much at the top of the food chain. You already have money obviously and you can buy time/sex or get the latter for free. It's not "fair", but on the other hand the world wouldn't work if everybody are cut from the same cloth..

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    Default Re: Joel Embiid is a father

    Quote Originally Posted by Shogon View Post
    She's pretty hot and he is very much not.

    Oh, to be rich.

    For ****'s sake I love brunettes with small waists, brown eyes and big tits. My biggest weakness.
    Your biggest weakness is your autism

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    Default Re: Joel Embiid is a father

    Quote Originally Posted by MrFonzworth View Post
    Your biggest weakness is your autism

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    Default Re: Joel Embiid is a father

    Imagine your father being a crybaby flopping mental midget


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    Default Re: Joel Embiid is a father

    Quote Originally Posted by MrFonzworth View Post
    Your biggest weakness is your autism

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    Default Re: Joel Embiid is a father

    Quote Originally Posted by MrFonzworth View Post
    Your biggest weakness is your autism

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    Default Re: Joel Embiid is a father

    Quote Originally Posted by MrFonzworth View Post
    Your biggest weakness is your autism


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    Default Re: Joel Embiid is a father

    Good god Embiid is ugly. Women really have no shame in marrying for money.

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    Default Re: Joel Embiid is a father

    Embiid ****ed up

    when she leave his ass she gon leave with half

    18 years 18 years

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrFonzworth View Post
    Your biggest weakness is your autism

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