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    Default Re: Madonna has turned into an alien

    Quote Originally Posted by ~primetime~ View Post
    It's like her and Lil Kim are morphing into the same alien...all celebs with plastic surgery addiction look the same...a creepy plastic looking alien

    smh
    Speaking of Lil' Kim


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    Default Re: Madonna has turned into an alien

    Quote Originally Posted by Patrick Chewing View Post
    Speaking of Lil' Kim


    It must be so weird when she has to take all that stuff off to shower etc. and it’s like literally morphing back and forth into a different human.

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    Default Re: Madonna has turned into an alien

    Never was attracted to Madonna but she looks a whole lot better as a brunette.



    Getting old sucks

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    Default Re: Madonna has turned into an alien

    Quote Originally Posted by TheMan View Post
    Getting old sucks
    Duh. A lot of women would love to live young forever if they could.

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    Default Re: Madonna has turned into an alien

    Quote Originally Posted by TheMan View Post
    Never was attracted to Madonna but she looks a whole lot better as a brunette.



    Getting old sucks

    shiii yep youth undefeated

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    Default Re: Madonna has turned into an alien

    "I got to admit, the only thing that freaks me out about Los Angeles is all the plastic surgery. I don’t get it. Why do people get plastic surgery, you know? Why can’t you just admit it’s over? You know? You had your time. Stop trying to look ****able in your 50s. It’s weird! With their faces yanked back… Looking all shiny, right? Not to mention they haven’t even figured it out, you know? Why would you get a face-lift? Can’t you look at other face-lifts and realize they haven’t worked all the bugs out yet? That’s what you wanna look like? Like you just lost a fight three days ago? Don’t be a hero. Let somebody else go in there… Take the ****ing beach. You lay back… Wait it out."

    - Bill Burr

    I think he said it best.

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    Default Re: Madonna has turned into an alien

    Quote Originally Posted by Derka View Post
    "I got to admit, the only thing that freaks me out about Los Angeles is all the plastic surgery. I don’t get it. Why do people get plastic surgery, you know? Why can’t you just admit it’s over? You know? You had your time. Stop trying to look ****able in your 50s. It’s weird! With their faces yanked back… Looking all shiny, right? Not to mention they haven’t even figured it out, you know? Why would you get a face-lift? Can’t you look at other face-lifts and realize they haven’t worked all the bugs out yet? That’s what you wanna look like? Like you just lost a fight three days ago? Don’t be a hero. Let somebody else go in there… Take the ****ing beach. You lay back… Wait it out."

    - Bill Burr

    I think he said it best.
    Meanwhile Salma Hayek now 54. Still looks fvckable.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Axe View Post
    Duh. A lot of women would love to live young forever if they could.
    Not just women, bro. I wish I was still 25 instead of the wrong side of 40

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    Default Re: Madonna has turned into an alien

    Quote Originally Posted by Long Duck Dong View Post
    Meanwhile Salma Hayek now 54. Still looks fvckable.


    Not interested anymore... no telling how many times Harvey Weinstein hit that just so she could further her career.



    https://media.gettyimages.com/photos...re-id116538343

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    ^ look at how uncomfortable Selma's face looks while Harvey is talking to her boyfriend at the time (Edward Norton).

    That is the face of an uncomfortable woman.

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    Default Re: Madonna has turned into an alien

    Does she have an eating disorder?

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    Default Re: Madonna has turned into an alien

    She's an excellent argument for dying young.

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    Default Re: Madonna has turned into an alien

    Quote Originally Posted by Doomsday Dallas View Post
    Not interested anymore... no telling how many times Harvey Weinstein hit that just so she could further her career.
    I doubt there are very many successful young woman in hollywood who have never traded their body for a role... and I dont just think this because of the fact that most hollywood producers are creepy as shit.

    A lot of attractive young actresses (Jessica Lawrence for example) dont seem to be remotely bothered by exchanging sex for a role, and these women ultimately wind up setting the bar for all the other women competing for that role.

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    Default Re: Madonna has turned into an alien

    Wow what a scary world in Nanners' mind


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    Default Re: Madonna has turned into an alien

    Imagine thinking almost all women in show biz are solely there because they have sex with producers, directors ect

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    Default Re: Madonna has turned into an alien

    Imagine being so stupid that you think someone commenting on seedy/abusive aspects of hollywood is "scared" of the world

    I am not attractive, young, or an actress... but yeah no doubt I am absolutely terrified of the abuse subjected to young acctresses.

    Anyway, nice mask faggot... please tell me more about how I am scared of the world

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