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    Default Scenario: You find out your daughter has an Onlyfans account

    what do you do?


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    Default Re: Scenario: You find out your daughter has an Onlyfans account

    If they are a Biden voter, they would anonymously sub to watch their daughter flick their bean as they jack their french fry dick for 5 seconds before prematuring

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    Disown

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    TheMan: Signs up

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    Default Re: Scenario: You find out your daughter has an Onlyfans account

    if she is an adult she can do whatever the **** she wants

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    Quote Originally Posted by Patrick Chewing View Post
    TheMan: Signs up
    In a week, I will make you use a NAMBLA member avy

    Second, what the hell is Onlyfans?

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    No idea what this is, but to (try to) prevent this from happening---(it helps if) the father and the mother have to be pious and chaste to begin with and raise their children properly and teach them of the importance of modesty and chastity and protect them from evil influences.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JEFFERSON MONEY View Post
    No idea what this is, but to (try to) prevent this from happening---(it helps if) the father and the mother have to be pious and chaste to begin with and raise their children properly and teach them of the importance of modesty and chastity and protect them from evil influences.
    Don't lie to us. You know damn well you would behead your own daughter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Patrick Chewing View Post
    Don't lie to us. You know damn well you would behead your own daughter.
    Or arrange a marriage with a 48 year old cousin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Patrick Chewing View Post
    Don't lie to us. You know damn well you would behead your own daughter.
    I understand that you feel very hurt in life. You don't feel peace inside. You feel very depressed, betrayed, and lots of things are going on that you can't control. Broken-hearted. Etc. But you must not let hatred simmer in your heart. A few days back you talked about eradicating Muslims off the face of this planet. That's not healthy. You must expunge this darkness from your heart, Pat. You must find a way to conquer these inner demons.
    Last edited by JEFFERSON MONEY; 10-26-2020 at 01:13 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Overdrive View Post
    Or arrange a marriage with a 48 year old cousin.
    I’m sure he will get some fine goats in return

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    Quote Originally Posted by JEFFERSON MONEY View Post
    I understand that you feel very hurt in life. You don't feel peace inside. You feel very depressed, betrayed, and lots of things are going on that you can't control. Broken-hearted. Etc. But you must not let hatred simmer in your heart. A few days back you talked about eradicating Muslims off the face of this planet. That's not healthy. You must expunge this darkness from your heart, Pat. You must find a way to conquer these inner demons.

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    I'm like 'Wait, I have a daughter?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by coin24 View Post
    I’m sure he will get some fine goats in return
    Wow, u so funny.
    NOT.

    Look at yourself coin24. You're among the most ignorant on this board, which means among the most ignorant on this world. You think having some muscles and living in Aussie make you something. Your brain is utterly deceived by the notion that living comfortably in Aussie somehow gives you any worth. It doesn't.

    Meanwhile the people you insult have a level of morality and spirituality far, far, far higher than you. They survived in economic climates much rougher than you. They were probably much kinder, loyal, trustworthier to their family than you were. They are probably very pure-hearted, sweet, and kind as well. What they have in their hearts is more precious than anything you can materially accrue in a lifetime.

    Those goats at least do their job of being of benefit to others. They are cute, kind, give milk and are nice companions. They are valuable commodities.

    You have NO room to insult those people. 10 TIMES OUT OF 10 they are better, loyal, trustworthier people.

    Do yourself a favor coin, and reinvestigate each action you have done since the beginning of your life. Then cry and cry and cry with regret and remorse.

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