You're shipwrecked on an island with only ONE celebrity to entertain you...

[Shogon]

Nah, you could pick a dude if it's some Bear Grylls type. As you said someone who could help survive and flee the island, but not some comedian.

True story but to be fair he did also say entertain... so it can’t be a survival guy that’s not entertaining.

[bladefd]

Who would it be?


I'm going with either Jerry Seinfeld or Larry David

Celebrity? Why a celebrity??

Nobody entertains us more on ish than you, pattychew. Everyone should want you on the island because you are one of the funniest people I have ever seen. Either you or akrazotile - you guys definitely know how to entertain and make people laugh in jest. Unfortunately I would probably last a week max before I have to off myself. That's the issue with lunatics. Lunatics are only entertaining for a short period then they make you want to kill yourself.

[Jasper]

hottest porn star that likes it day and night ...

[Draz]

Definitely not Kevin Hart

[Overdrive]

True story but to be fair he did also say entertain... so it can’t be a survival guy that’s not entertaining.

Bear Grylls with sketches written by Larry David.

[Mask the Embiid]

or her fine ass sister



edit actually id get one of those outdoor survivalist

[MrFonzworth]

or her fine ass sister



edit actually id get one of those outdoor survivalist

Gross

[BigKobeFan]

Chewing is into old men



I’d pick Jennifer Lopez.

I wonder whos going to do all the work on the island

[warriorfan]

I wonder whos going to do all the work on the island

He’s in for a rude awakening when he finds out there are no hot pockets.

[Lil-Shrimp]

Chewing is into old men



I’d pick Jennifer Lopez.

she doesn't have a dikk though

[TheMan]

hottest porn star that likes it day and night ...

[DoctorP]

Emma stone

[SouBeachTalents]

This is actually a really good question. It would obviously have to be a woman, one who would preferably have a good personality and a sense of humor, so unfortunately, that probably leaves a lot of female celebs out I guess the most logical choice would be Nikki Glaser, attractive, still relatively young and a comedian, probably the best bet you're gonna have

[SouBeachTalents]

She might literally be my last choice. I'm not even exaggerating

[bladefd]

I'm actually surprised nobody has chosen Donald Trump. You would expect Trumpeter like Pattychew to certainly choose Donald Trump, especially by the way he sucks up to Trump 24/7