You're shipwrecked on an island with only ONE celebrity to entertain you...

[Axe]

I'm actually surprised nobody has chosen Donald Trump. You would expect Trumpeter like Pattychew to certainly choose Donald Trump, especially by the way he sucks up to Trump 24/7

[MrFonzworth]

People aren't thinking this through. You would never choose a woman because 1.) She's not gonna fk u and 2.) She's a celebrity, so she's gonna be an entitled bitch. You think she WONT be nagging 24/7 because she's stuck on an island with a stranger? She's gonna be avoiding you because she thinks ur gonna rape her

Give me a little person like peter dinklage. Would be entertaining enough just playing pranks on him

[highwhey]

People aren't thinking this through. You would never choose a woman because 1.) She's not gonna fk u and 2.) She's a celebrity, so she's gonna be an entitled bitch. You think she WONT be nagging 24/7 because she's stuck on an island with a stranger? She's gonna be avoiding you because she thinks ur gonna rape her

Give me a little person like peter dinklage. Would be entertaining enough just playing pranks on him

[n00bie]

The people that chose male comedians, do you really think they'll still be funny after a few weeks with them on an island??

[KennyPowers]

Two of my comedic idols. I suppose you're questioning my choices due to the inability to mate with a female if I'm deserted on an island. And I get that. Nikki is a great choice. Female and funny. But again, you're stuck with this woman on an island. I repeat, you're stuck with this woman, on an island.

How long? Forever?

I was thinking comedians also since the title says "entertain you". As in entertain you from boredom... So I was thinking comedians like George Carlin, Bill Burr, Aziz Ansari...

If it's forever, I'm not sure how entertaining it would be to be stranded with a hot chick. Sex is obviously great, but what would you talk about and do for entertainment after those 2 minutes pork sessions a few times a day? Could you imagine having only Kim Kardashian to talk to on an island forever... I think I'd eventually drown myself.

Also, they would get like pregnant n' stuff every year and you'd have a bunch of island babies with a chick that's almost always preggers. I guess you could just shove a branch up there or punch her in the stomach to abort em all.

Could I see what their stuff looks like before I choose?

[KennyPowers]

The people that chose male comedians, do you really think they'll still be funny after a few weeks with them on an island??

Not in telling their scripted jokes but assuming they are naturally funny, idk? I'm sure they'd want to entertain themselves as well, so I could see amusing conversations.

If you were choosing someone to socialize with, what would you be looking for?

[TheMan]

How long? Forever?

I was thinking comedians also since the title says "entertain you". As in entertain you from boredom... So I was thinking comedians like George Carlin, Bill Burr, Aziz Ansari...

If it's forever, I'm not sure how entertaining it would be to be stranded with a hot chick. Sex is obviously great, but what would you talk about and do for entertainment after those 2 minutes pork sessions a few times a day? Could you imagine having only Kim Kardashian to talk to on an island forever... I think I'd eventually drown myself.

Also, they would get like pregnant n' stuff every year and you'd have a bunch of island babies with a chick that's almost always preggers. I guess you could just shove a branch up there or punch her in the stomach to abort em all.

Could I see what their stuff looks like before I choose?

Pull out game that weak, bro? If it has to be a chick with a sense of humor, then I'll roll with the AT&T chick I guess.

[iamgine]

Is the celebrity only for entertainment? They can't help you in any way?

I mean, I'd want someone who may have knowledge on how to survive and build a ship so we have some hope on leaving the island.

If it's just for entertainment only I guess a child actress so when I'm old she'll still be attractive and strong.

[MrFonzworth]

Is the celebrity only for entertainment? They can't help you in any way?

I mean, I'd want someone who may have knowledge on how to survive and build a ship so we have some hope on leaving the island.

If it's just for entertainment only I guess a child actress so when I'm old she'll still be attractive and strong.

Could you have worded this any worse?

[Wardell Curry]

People aren't thinking this through. You would never choose a woman because 1.) She's not gonna fk u and 2.) She's a celebrity, so she's gonna be an entitled bitch. You think she WONT be nagging 24/7 because she's stuck on an island with a stranger? She's gonna be avoiding you because she thinks ur gonna rape her

Give me a little person like peter dinklage. Would be entertaining enough just playing pranks on him

Pay attention, InsideHoops comrades. This is someone that doesn't know the very first thing about human psychology/needs. They also have never held a girl's hand in their entire life.

Is the celebrity only for entertainment? They can't help you in any way?

I mean, I'd want someone who may have knowledge on how to survive and build a ship so we have some hope on leaving the island.

If it's just for entertainment only I guess a child actress so when I'm old she'll still be attractive and strong.

And this is a pedophile.

[ArbitraryWater]

Do we go for sexual companion or bro?

It would have to be a comedian who's character is interesting, like Dave Chapelle..

[Jasper]

This is actually a really good question. It would obviously have to be a woman, one who would preferably have a good personality and a sense of humor, so unfortunately, that probably leaves a lot of female celebs out I guess the most logical choice would be Nikki Glaser, attractive, still relatively young and a comedian, probably the best bet you're gonna have

Yep , spread my legs and enjoy your self.. .
That has to be the hottest porn star taking day and night... I can start a fire easy...
And dinner is on me.
She can supply dessert.

[highwhey]

the actress from the spanish turnaround video

[KennyPowers]

If it's just for entertainment only I guess a child actress

I'm in tears.

[KennyPowers]

Pay attention, InsideHoops comrades. This is someone that doesn't know the very first thing about human psychology/needs. They also have never held a girl's hand in their entire life.



And this is a pedophile.