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The Bearded Menace
Re: What would you do if you won the lottery?
Originally Posted by FultzNationRISE
Probably set up a weekly appointment to have the hair around my asshole waxed so that it's not always getting in the way when I wipe.
Life is about the little things.
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pronouns - he/haw
Re: What would you do if you won the lottery?
Originally Posted by FultzNationRISE
Probably set up a weekly appointment to have the hair around my asshole waxed so that it's not always getting in the way when I wipe.
Life is about the little things.
just get a bidet you manimal
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NBA Superstar
Re: What would you do if you won the lottery?
Originally Posted by Nanners
just get a bidet you manimal
Who am I, Rockerfeller!?
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The Deciders
Re: What would you do if you won the lottery?
i dont know.I dont play the lottery so i never thought about it.
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pronouns - he/haw
Re: What would you do if you won the lottery?
Originally Posted by FultzNationRISE
Who am I, Rockerfeller!?
you can get a bidet starting at like $40... for $200ish you can get one of the japanese ones which play soothing flute music while it massages ur bung hole bladefd style
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Future GOAT PF
Re: What would you do if you won the lottery?
$1 billion jackpot tonight.
Bookmarking this thread.
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NBA Legend and Hall of Famer
Re: What would you do if you won the lottery?
I had worked with 3or 4 very bright people in my day , so I would invite them to start a business with me.
We would look at a minimum of 6 companies in America that are struggling , AND buy them out.
We would then have the employees own the company , and when the company is bought out from us , we would own 5% of the company.
In other words 99% of the winnings I would be giving away ... and a very small share I would keep.. (I am retired already)
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The People's Choice
Re: What would you do if you won the lottery?
Just played, got 10 tickets. It makes no sense to NOT play. $20 won’t kill ya.
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The Bearded Menace
Re: What would you do if you won the lottery?
Originally Posted by Nanners
you can get a bidet starting at like $40... for $200ish you can get one of the japanese ones which play soothing flute music while it massages ur bung hole bladefd style
I've seen and used many of those during my several family staycations in japan lol. I think you can also connect your smartphone there via bluetooth to play your own music while shitting like a gangstah.
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It is what it is
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Doomguy
Re: What would you do if you won the lottery?
Do some shit posting on ish, call everyone fakkets and retards.
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NBA Legend and Hall of Famer
Re: What would you do if you won the lottery?
Give some money to my mum. F*ck everybody else I have seen firsthand how lottery winners go broke as they feel as if they all of the sudden owe everybody money.
Then I would keep the rest in my account till I finish my education and probably get a regular job.
I wouldn't let anyone know that I have won the lottery I'll keep it to myself and live a normal life
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Local High School Star
Re: What would you do if you won the lottery?
A) go the Nevada and start a LLC.
B) turn in ticket via the corporation, this shields your name, keeps people from suing you directly for a piece, and minimizes your taxes.
C) decide on a set amount to give immediately family members. Let them know it will be a one time thing. Probably the same for some close friends.
D) offer to pay for school of their choice for the kids of siblings, in-laws and probably close cousins. They would have to finish to get it taken care of.
E) buy real estate, invest the rest.
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Doomguy
Re: What would you do if you won the lottery?
Originally Posted by Chick Stern
A) go the Nevada and start a LLC.
B) turn in ticket via the corporation, this shields your name, keeps people from suing you directly for a piece, and minimizes your taxes.
C) decide on a set amount to give immediately family members. Let them know it will be a one time thing. Probably the same for some close friends.
D) offer to pay for school of their choice for the kids of siblings, in-laws and probably close cousins. They would have to finish to get it taken care of.
E) buy real estate, invest the rest.
Damn, you're retarded.
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NBA lottery pick
Re: What would you do if you won the lottery?
Originally Posted by Nanners
you can get a bidet starting at like $40... for $200ish you can get one of the japanese ones which play soothing flute music while it massages ur bung hole bladefd style
You have to get the temp control ones unless you want your butthole to pucker up during the winter.
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