7 Russians get bird flu

[KennyPowers]

Bird flu is transmitted to humans for the first time leaving seven Russian chicken factory workers infected with H5N8



Please stay inside! There are birds everywhere. If you absolutely must go outside to forage for food and water, wear an oxygen mask! Otherwise, stay inside and do not leave your home. I already bought a bunch of oxygen tanks. I'm really scared.

[Patrick Chewing]

[FultzNationRISE]

Bird flu is transmitted to humans for the first time leaving seven Russian chicken factory workers infected with H5N8



Please stay inside! There are birds everywhere. If you absolutely must go outside to forage for food and water, wear an oxygen mask! Otherwise, stay inside and do not leave your home. I already bought a bunch of oxygen tanks. I'm really scared.

I lol’d out loud at this.

The kinda thing you wouldnt even be surprised to hear on the TV news these days.

[rawimpact]

I've got a goose down comforter, is it still safe guys?

[BigKobeFan]

I've got a goose down comforter, is it still safe guys?

are you experiencing a mild cough, occasional sneezing, occasional dry eyes, and sometimes a need to release gas?

If you do, you have the bird flu

[Axe]

If you eat birds, you get a bird flu?

[oldtimer28]

I lol’d out loud at this.

The kinda thing you wouldnt even be surprised to hear on the TV news these days.

sad but true.

Thanks for some funny comments in this thread all.

I respect exponential growth but must we all be chicken little?

[diamenz]

can i get another check outta this one?

[Chick Stern]

Confirmation that the 7 Ivans ****ed turkeys