Can Star Wars geeks explain the last set of sequels to me

[Patrick Chewing]

And explain how Disney and Lucasarts put out such crap.

So in no particular order we have:

- Han Solo dead
- Princess Leia dead
- Supreme Leader Snoke dead
- Luke Skywalker dead
- Kylo Ren dead
- Emperor Palpatine presumed dead, alive somehow, and now dead for sure


Are you kidding me??

[hateraid]

Women's lib

Disney appealing to the liberal crowd

[RRR3]

Honestly capitalism is to blame. Star Wars didn’t need any more films but those bloodsuckers knew there was more money to be made so we keep getting more films.

[LoneyROY7]

Way to ruin all the endings patrick.

[FultzNationRISE]

C3PO needs to die next.

He always seemed like a bitch to me.

[Patrick Chewing]

Way to ruin all the endings patrick.

I'm sure all you incels have already seen the trilogy. Only thing I've done is save the few who haven't seen it from watching such crap.


And like, the title of the last movie....it makes no sense. The Rise of Skywalker? What Skywalker? They're all dead.

[FultzNationRISE]

I'm sure all you incels have already seen the trilogy. Only thing I've done is save the few who haven't seen it from watching such crap.


And like, the title of the last movie....it makes no sense. The Rise of Skywalker? What Skywalker? They're all dead.

#RISE

[Kblaze8855]

I'm sure all you incels have already seen the trilogy. Only thing I've done is save the few who haven't seen it from watching such crap.


And like, the title of the last movie....it makes no sense. The Rise of Skywalker? What Skywalker? They're all dead.

Someone identified as a skywalker and society forced everyone to not only accept it....but cheer.

You think I’m kidding but I’m not.

[DoctorP]

what happened was JJ Abrams is supremely average.

[clipps]

OP's a virgin

[~primetime~]

-Darth Maul ALIVE!

[Rolando]

I think Disney bought the franchise and proceeded to intentionally kill it because they are Christian and conservative.

The core coolness of the whole Star Wars concept was "The Force". Unfortunately, this whole concept was barely explored. Instead the focus seemed to be on the technology and space aliens.

[Doomsday Dallas]

I think Disney bought the franchise and proceeded to intentionally kill it because they are Christian and conservative.

wait.... Disney is Christian & Conservative? Are you sure about that?

[fsvr54]

wait.... Disney is Christian & Conservative? Are you sure about that?

Lmao for real, worst take i've seen in a while

[Derka]

For all of the accolades and slavish nerd devotion heaped upon this saga, the truth is that more than half of the movies in the canon are garbage. And yet...billions upon billions in receipts speaks for itself.

All because millions and millions of dweebs sprung their first erections to Carrie Fisher.