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    Charlie (Brown) and his dog Snoopy just entered their first winter on Peanuts farm. As you can see, he is a real sodbuster. With no winter crops, he has had to turn to sucking syrup out of trees. Also built a barn and chicken coop with 4 cows, a goat, a sheep and 4 chickens. Just put a heater in both for the winter. Charlie has yet to sheer that sheep. Going to sheer that sheep real good. Afterwards Charlie is gonna go see if witch Abigail wants to drink its blood. If not, Charlie will go talk to the depressed kid that wants to kill himself.

    The game would be better if Charlie and Spike The Dyke could live in the same community.

    P.s. Charlie won his fancy fedora at the fair if you were wondering. Dude is fly for a farmer. Even grows shrooms in a cave behind his house.

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    Forget Abigail. Go watch the village women when they exercise on Tuesday. One look at Emily shaking her pixelated hips and you'll know she's the girl for you. Plus she works at the saloon, so you can get free drinks when Gus is looking the other way.

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    Default Re: Stardew Valley

    Quote Originally Posted by baudkarma View Post
    Forget Abigail. Go watch the village women when they exercise on Tuesday. One look at Emily shaking her pixelated hips and you'll know she's the girl for you. Plus she works at the saloon, so you can get free drinks when Gus is looking the other way.



    This happened the other day. You show up and she is having a wet dream about you, then she wakes up and says she plans to have intercourse with you someday.

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