The year is 2030: humanity is on the verge of extinction; The COVID-19 supervirus has decimated civilization. All attempts to create a vaccine have failed; millions have died, and all hope seems lost. The deadly pathogen has mutated into its most lethal form yet: The Alpha Variant.
In a world where chaos is law, and terror is order, and death is at hand, one man holds the key to the survival of the human race.
His name?
Patrick Chewing: a decorated, gay biochemist specializing in the development of an AIDS vaccine. As a young man, Patrick frequented the New York Meatpacking District: a hotspot for gay bars and clubs. This is where his life changed forever: he caught the Human Immunodeficiency Virus -- HIV.
Ever since that fateful night at the 'Hairy Bears Club' on Washington Street, he has devoted his life to finding a cure for his disease.
As the Doomsday clock inches mere seconds from midnight, Patrick will have to put aside his personal quest, and save humanity -- only his beautiful brain can defeat The Alpha Variant.
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08-09-2021, 11:26 PM #1XXL
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Get Vaxxed or Die Tryin’: A Dystopian Post-COVID Future
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08-09-2021, 11:45 PM #2The Renaissance man
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Re: Get Vaxxed or Die Tryin’: A Dystopian Post-COVID Future
This Patrick guy sounds like a very intelligent homo sapien of Planet Earth.
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08-09-2021, 11:53 PM #3XXL
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Re: Get Vaxxed or Die Tryin’: A Dystopian Post-COVID Future
He's a genius. A gay genius.
Originally Posted by bladefd
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08-10-2021, 12:27 AM #4Banned
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Re: Get Vaxxed or Die Tryin’: A Dystopian Post-COVID Future
Saw it. Went off the rails when Chewing started making out with Hitler and jerking off Trump.
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08-10-2021, 01:50 AM #5GSW Fan Since the 90s
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Re: Get Vaxxed or Die Tryin’: A Dystopian Post-COVID Future
ok, but we already have the Alpha variant (B.1.1.7) circulating...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SARS-C..._North_America
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08-10-2021, 02:05 AM #6College superstar
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Re: Get Vaxxed or Die Tryin’: A Dystopian Post-COVID Future
I kept thinking about this track while reading OP's post
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08-10-2021, 06:44 PM #7XXL
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Re: Get Vaxxed or Die Tryin’: A Dystopian Post-COVID Future
Originally Posted by keep-itreal
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08-10-2021, 09:13 PM #8XXL
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Re: Get Vaxxed or Die Tryin’: A Dystopian Post-COVID Future
Only 6 replies? Come on man...
Fultz?
Warriorfan?
Patrick?
Itsmillertime?
highwhey?
Scuzzy?
RRR3?
diamenz?
Lambruh?
Guys... I spent 20 minutes writing this one; thought it would be a riot!
FFS.
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08-10-2021, 09:52 PM #9Burning Spirit!
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Re: Get Vaxxed or Die Tryin’: A Dystopian Post-COVID Future
They would prefer spending a lot more time of their lives trolling at other threads. Originally Posted by Im Still Ballin
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08-11-2021, 12:16 AM #10NBA Legend and Hall of Famer
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Re: Get Vaxxed or Die Tryin’: A Dystopian Post-COVID Future
Good thread bro. Originally Posted by Im Still Ballin
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08-11-2021, 12:21 AM #11The Bearded Menace
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Re: Get Vaxxed or Die Tryin’: A Dystopian Post-COVID Future
Apparently op doesn't realize that lambruh and scuzzy have been mia in ish for weeks now. Originally Posted by BurningHammer
They would prefer spending a lot more time of their lives trolling at other threads.
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