ISH Fam, I'm pleased to say I'm going to be a father

[Chick Stern]

Congrats! Enjoy the last uninterrupted sleep you'll have for a while. Also the last time you'll be able to enjoy mustard for a while.

I was going to say, enjoy your sleep now, it won’t happen much any more.
My two pro tips:
-don’t be super quiet when the baby is sleeping. Vacuum, loud sports, etc - make noise and teach it to sleep through noise.
-don’t watch it coming out. It’ll change how you view that part of her. Ruin you for life. Stay by her head, “to comfort her”.... there are plenty of random videos if you need to see the process.

[Ryoka Narusawa]

Congrats, OP! Many blessings!

[clipps]

Kid will most likely tell you that he's a ****ing f@gg0t in 14 years.