patrick poopsie could get married soon

[highwhey]

Tell me youre married

He’s divorced and still a virgin.

[Patrick Chewing]

He’s divorced and still a virgin.

Why are you so envious of me? It's not a good look.

[highwhey]

Why are you so envious of me? It's not a good look.

Why would I be envious of a 45 year old virgin? You ooze small d1ck energy as well, so again, what exactly is there to be envious of? Nada, there is nada.

[Patrick Chewing]

No matter how much you follow me and try to emulate me, I can't help it that you have chubby cheeks and a micro ***** which is being covered by your belly. You have to make the necessary changes. Maybe there's a fat white girl out there that you can get with who can see past the grotesque and appreciate you for your mind which isn't much considering.

[highwhey]

i guarantee you if we walk into any club or bar, i'm leaving with a far hotter girl than you fatrick.

[Patrick Chewing]

i guarantee you if we walk into any club or bar, i'm leaving with a far hotter girl than you fatrick.

Depends on how much you pay them.

[highwhey]

sounds like you're projecting. if i had zero charisma, i'd probably think i need to pay women as well.

[Lakers Legend#32]

Divorced. Marriage is for suckers.

Conservative marriage = Divorce.

See Palin, Trump, Gingrich, Rush, Don Jr, Reagan, Rudy, Poopsie.

All God fearing, family values Republicans destroying the sanctity of marriage with divorce.

[Lakers Legend#32]

Divorced. Marriage is for suckers.

Says the guy who failed at marriage.

[Axe]

Why would I be envious of a 45 year old virgin? You ooze small d1ck energy as well, so again, what exactly is there to be envious of? Nada, there is nada.

[Jasper]

hey hey ... this is not a thread to spit at Patrick ..

OP was to assist Patrick that Palin was now available ... and I thought they would be a good match.

[Patrick Chewing]

Says the guy who failed at marriage.

Forget to log in to your alt??

[MrFonzworth]

Forget to log in to your alt??

[Lakers Legend#32]

Forget to log in to your alt??

Poopsie lied in front of God when he took his wedding vows.

[Patrick Chewing]

Poopsie lied in front of God when he took his wedding vows.

So fess up son. Which other lame ass poster are you? You done got caught!