I dunno what zoo your family came from but humans have been sitting on their asses for thousands of years. who the f*ck squats other than tribal people and Asians when shitting. and when those same Asians aren't shitting they're sitting on the floor with their legs crossed. only maybe tribal men choose to squat most of the time but their women sit on their asses and use their heel to cover their v*gina
so seriously. what block of ice did you get thawed from