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    Default Sum up Lebran James career in one sentence

    https://youtu.be/jQA4w1qwfFc?t=49

    Words never translitered better his goatness

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    The most scrutinized player of all-time.

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    Default Re: Sum up Lebran James career in one sentence

    Most hyped player ever entering the league, who still somehow managed to exceed his expectations.

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    Comes up tiny where it counts

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    2011

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    A single sentence is insufficient to praise him like we should.

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    Default Re: Sum up Lebran James career in one sentence

    Quote Originally Posted by FultzNationRISE View Post
    A single sentence is insufficient to praise him like we should.
    Agreed. Here is an entire ode:

    Ode to Lebron James

    He came to the league with great expectations,
    They dubbed him The Chosen One.
    He gave himself the name King James,
    His haters called him LeBum.

    Athleticism carried him to great heights,
    But he couldn't win a chip,
    So he told the Cavs, "See you later!"
    And turned around and jumped ship.

    He switched his number to twenty-three;
    Like Mike he wanted to be.
    But Mike's shoes were too big - he couldn't fill them,
    As it was plain to see.

    His fanboys would say, "Just watch him play,
    He gets rebounds, assists, and such."
    Good stats he got, but they mattered not
    'Cause he couldn't come through in the clutch.

    The problem was, he couldn't win a title,
    'Til he found a brilliant solution.
    He'd get his ring one way or another,
    By tampering and collusion.

    He won three finals and lost six more,
    His fans forgave his losing.
    "It's his teammate's fault," they always would say,
    As they clung to the stats of their choosing.

    Twenty twenty came - the year of the bubble,
    He brought the Heat to their knees.
    But he couldn't repeat, because Anthony Davis
    Got injured by a stiff breeze.

    Bronie became desperate; he needed more rings.
    So his War Room came up with a plan.
    If anybody can save the Lakers
    Surely Russ Westbrick can.

    "A storm is a-comin'," Lebron proclaimed,
    But he said it a little too soon.
    When the post-season arrived, where was Bronie?
    Kicked back on a beach in Cancun.

    Now he's got four rings and three asterisks
    But he never was quite the best,
    He got smashed by Durant, crushed by Kawhi,
    And sonned by Delonte West.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Full Court View Post
    Agreed. Here is an entire ode:

    Ode to Lebron James

    He came to the league with great expectations,
    They dubbed him The Chosen One.
    He gave himself the name King James,
    His haters called him LeBum.

    Athleticism carried him to great heights,
    But he couldn't win a chip,
    So he told the Cavs, "See you later!"
    And turned around and jumped ship.

    He switched his number to twenty-three;
    Like Mike he wanted to be.
    But Mike's shoes were too big - he couldn't fill them,
    As it was plain to see.

    His fanboys would say, "Just watch him play,
    He gets rebounds, assists, and such."
    Good stats he got, but they mattered not
    'Cause he couldn't come through in the clutch.

    The problem was, he couldn't win a title,
    'Til he found a brilliant solution.
    He'd get his ring one way or another,
    By tampering and collusion.

    He won three finals and lost six more,
    His fans forgave his losing.
    "It's his teammate's fault," they always would say,
    As they clung to the stats of their choosing.

    Twenty twenty came - the year of the bubble,
    He brought the Heat to their knees.
    But he couldn't repeat, because Anthony Davis
    Got injured by a stiff breeze.

    Bronie became desperate; he needed more rings.
    So his War Room came up with a plan.
    If anybody can save the Lakers
    Surely Russ Westbrick can.

    "A storm is a-comin'," Lebron proclaimed,
    But he said it a little too soon.
    When the post-season arrived, where was Bronie?
    Kicked back on a beach in Cancun.

    Now he's got four rings and three asterisks
    But he never was quite the best,
    He got smashed by Durant, crushed by Kawhi,
    And sonned by Delonte West.
    Now THAT'S what I call dedication, LeGOATish got boys out here writing poems.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sdot_thadon View Post
    Now THAT'S what I call dedication, LeGOATish got boys out here writing poems.

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    Default Re: Sum up Lebran James career in one sentence

    Quote Originally Posted by sdot_thadon View Post
    Now THAT'S what I call dedication, LeGOATish got boys out here writing poems.
    Quote Originally Posted by 1987_Lakers View Post
    Don't be jealous, homies.

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    Default Re: Sum up Lebran James career in one sentence

    "Tried colluding but got outcolluded by someone else"

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    Default Re: Sum up Lebran James career in one sentence

    Quote Originally Posted by TheGoatest View Post
    Most hyped player ever entering the league, who still somehow managed to exceed his expectations.
    Pretty much.

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    Default Re: Sum up Lebran James career in one sentence

    Call me a hater if you want but his career is pretty much a failure for what it should have been. Stats, rings... whatever.. the man is not respected and it is well deserved.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FilmyCogTurner View Post
    Call me a hater if you want but his career is pretty much a failure for what it should have been. Stats, rings... whatever.. the man is not respected and it is well deserved.
    What should it have been?

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    Default Re: Sum up Lebran James career in one sentence

    Quote Originally Posted by FilmyCogTurner View Post
    Call me a hater if you want but his career is pretty much a failure for what it should have been. Stats, rings... whatever.. the man is not respected and it is well deserved.
    I won't call you a hater, just an idiot.

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