Axe's 30,000 post thread

[jstern]

Reminders: op has severe brain damage due to his aspergers and derangement syndrome.

The bump is not meant to be negative, but to highlight the issue. Aren't you pissed that instead of having somewhere around 58,000+ posts right now, you only have 32,953, and about to reach 33,000 again, for the 5th time?

I just wonder if ISH could implement some sort of back up solution, and merge the deleted threads when storage becomes cheaper. Which is something that should happen in the future. By 2028 there are going to be 50+ TB hard drive, which should lead to cheaper server storage, hopefully.

How does that convert to hot pockets? Axe’s only meal of choice.

If the average Hot Pockets eater eats 3 Hot Pockets per day, and RRR3 eats twice as many Hot Pockets per day than the average Hot Pocket eater. Then how many Hot Pockets does Axe eat per day, if he eats 3.5 as many Hot Pockets per day than RRR3?

That comes out to 7,665 Hot Pockets per year, which comes around to .64 Hot Pockets per post.

Axe's mom has to be so jealous of RRR3's mom.

[Full Court]

How does that convert to hot pockets? Axe’s only meal of choice.

You know that losing post REEEAAALLY upsets his autism.

[Axe]

Seek help, moron.

[Full Court]

You can make a puppy sit

You can make a horse to drink

But no one's yet been able to

Stop Axe's horrid stink

[Axe]

[Full Court]

If Axe is coming by

Here's what you have to do

Get some stink remover

And a gas mask too

[Axe]

True story.

[jstern]

It’s currently 3:29 am in Japan right now. Axe is still up, posting and eating Hot Pockets.

[j3lademaster]

Using homosexuality as an insult in 2024 is pretty cringe, Axe. It's only semi-understandable if you're a middle schooler.

[Full Court]

It’s currently 3:29 am in Japan right now. Axe is still up, posting and eating Hot Pockets.

I'm always reminded

When I take a dump

That Autistic Axe

Is a stinky chump

[Patrick Chewing]

It’s currently 3:29 am in Japan right now. Axe is still up, posting and eating Hot Pockets.

I want to buy stock in Hot Pockets (Nestle) cause between Axe and RRR3 and the millions and millions of incel-like people like them, they're single-handedly making Nestle millions and billions of dollars a year.

[Full Court]

Using homosexuality as an insult in 2024 is pretty cringe, Axe. It's only semi-understandable if you're a middle schooler.

If you check out a list

Of the stinkiest things on earth

Axe tops it all

As the world's biggest stinker

[Axe]

Using homosexuality as an insult in 2024 is pretty cringe, Axe. It's only semi-understandable if you're a middle schooler.

Oh.

[jstern]

I want to buy stock in Hot Pockets (Nestle) cause between Axe and RRR3 and the millions and millions of incel-like people like them, they're single-handedly making Nestle millions and billions of dollars a year.

It's not a bad investment. The amount of money that Axe's mother has to spend monthly on Hot Pockets has to be crippling her.

Oh.

That's not true, don't follow woke propaganda. It will always be appropriate to use homosexuality as an insult for someone that you're beefing with, even though I've never done it myself. Flashback, I did say OP is a phagg*t in a thread created by Axe, but then I apologized and told him that I thought the OP was somebody else.

But anyway, stop being woke, buy a Japan Airlines ticket to the US and vote for Donald Trump, since you don't need an ID.

[Full Court]

There are a few malodorous smells

That trigger the gag reflex

A skunk, a turd, some rotting trash

And that stinky idiot called Axe