I just had unprotected sex with a prostitute

[Lil-Shrimp]

How long do I have left to live?

[BarberSchool]

it mostly can be calculated by how old she was, what kinda tattoos she has, and where she grew up ?

If she’s 28, and grew up in ATL, and has any cursive tats of names with fake French prefixes, you have HIV+++.

If she’s 18, and grew up in Montana, has one small foot Tatoo of a painting she learned about on a school field trip, it’s only a UTI.

[warriorfan]

you have as good of a chance of dying from covid as you do getting hiv from raw dogging a ho

if you don’t got a good immune system you might have to go get some antibiotics or something for some other shit

you are probably good though

[ArbitraryWater]

and i had unprotected sex with a milf baddie

[ArbitraryWater]

it mostly can be calculated by how old she was, what kinda tattoos she has, and where she grew up ?

If she’s 28, and grew up in ATL, and has any cursive tats of names with fake French prefixes, you have HIV+++.

If she’s 18, and grew up in Montana, has one small foot Tatoo of a painting she learned about on a school field trip, it’s only a UTI.

fax probably

[highwhey]

it mostly can be calculated by how old she was, what kinda tattoos she has, and where she grew up ?

If she’s 28, and grew up in ATL, and has any cursive tats of names with fake French prefixes, you have HIV+++.

If she’s 18, and grew up in Montana, has one small foot Tatoo of a painting she learned about on a school field trip, it’s only a UTI.

Them foot tattoos are trashy

OP, get a full STI panel. Blood draw time.

[Patrick Chewing]

AIDS isn't around too much anymore, but you definitely either have HPV, Herpes, Gonorrhea, and maybe even HIV.


A hooker is just good for a blowjob.

[diamenz]

how big was her d1ck?

[Jasper]

AIDS isn't around too much anymore, but you definitely either have HPV, Herpes, Gonorrhea, and maybe even HIV.


A hooker is just good for a blowjob.

all depends on the position he ho'd her.
blowjob on knees , you'll get gang green on balls
One leg hooked in missionary position = crabs
Two leg hooked in missionary position = MS (you went to deep)
Doggie = clap
crouch doggie in rectum = HIV w/MS + blindness

All of the above = your dead in under a week

let's hear how you did

[ArbitraryWater]

all depends on the position he ho'd her.
blowjob on knees , you'll get gang green on balls
One leg hooked in missionary position = crabs
Two leg hooked in missionary position = MS (you went to deep)
Doggie = clap
crouch doggie in rectum = HIV w/MS + blindness

All of the above = your dead in under a week

let's hear how you did

[coin24]

Was he cute?

[j3lademaster]

and i had unprotected sex with a milf baddie

I thought you were a Christian?

[Patrick Chewing]

all depends on the position he ho'd her.
blowjob on knees , you'll get gang green on balls
One leg hooked in missionary position = crabs
Two leg hooked in missionary position = MS (you went to deep)
Doggie = clap
crouch doggie in rectum = HIV w/MS + blindness

All of the above = your dead in under a week

let's hear how you did

I guess when you live on a farm, there aren't that many decent ladies you can meet organically, so all you're left with is hookers. Whatever works man.

[ArbitraryWater]

I thought you were a Christian?

Im not perfect (nor do I beieve everything a man wrote down ages ago)

[Norcaliblunt]

Biggest myth of all time is sexual transmitted disease’s. People are ****ing stupid.