Why isn't Woody Allen in jail?

[1987_Lakers]

[Chick Stern]

Why didn’t Mia win an acting award?

[Patrick Chewing]

Well, he's a Democrat.

[SaltyMeatballs]

One thing for sure is that cancel culture hit him with the hammer pretty hard, and rightfully so

[John8204]

Because he's actually innocent

[Patrick Chewing]

I can't believe Frank Sinatra and Mia Farrow were actually a thing.

[1987_Lakers]

I can't believe Frank Sinatra and Mia Farrow were actually a thing.

[John8204]

BTW here's the cliff notes as to why Woody Allen is innocent

1. He's not accused of raping Dylan only molesting her...which means they have no physical evidence. The crime also doesn't make sense because Woody had access to Dylan so the idea he would take her to a crawlspace and mollest her with multiple house witnesses is insane.

2. Mia had the means and motivation to brainwash Dylan. By convincing the seven year old she was molested Mia was able to get custody, attention, and money of the group. Also be being a victim and a public one we don't focus on all the people in Mia's life who she abused and exploited.

3. Moses detailed sexual abuse from Mia, Ronan might not even be Woody's kid, Mia lied about being physically abused to basically live with the Previns until surprise she ends up ruining that marriage and sending Dory Previn to a mental asylum. Several of her adopted children died due to neglect, suicide, AIDS, poverty which is never spoken about. The reality of the Farrow household sounded more and more like a cult.

4. Woody has been in a healthy marriage for 30+ the idea of him being a pedophile but only doing it once is a little hard to believe. That's not to say he wasn't attracted to teenage girls...their is a difference. Soon Yi was not underage or even living with Woody...and truth be told we don't know how old Soon Yi is she was classified as 21 based on adoption records but she was a street orphan

5. The Farrows have managed to run this campaign against Woody using every financial and political advantage possible. They have had very strong legal political and media ties and yet no evidence existed to prosecute Woody. Much like the Jimmy Saville case in the UK we aren't going to get an accurate and full accounting of Mia's many crimes until after she dies. It's a sad reality that we are living in.