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round 1

highwhey - jennifer connelly (highwhey's goat replacement for natalie portman)
chick stern - betty white
salty meatballs - zahra khanom
im so nba'd out - ciara
patrick chewing - zendaya
soubeachtalents - dylan mulvaney
jstern - melania trump
1987 lakers - marilyn monroe
post - naomi campbell

round 2

post - lupita nyong'o
patrick chewing - joy taylor
1987 lakers - salma hayek
lakers legend#32 - lucy pinder
noobie - jessica alba
highwhey - naomi russell
barberschool - adriana lima
salty meatballs - ana de armas
im so nba'd out - mya

round 3

post - halle berry
barberschool - lisa bonet
im so nba'd out - margot robbie
patrick chewing - jennifer lawrence
highwhey - anya taylor-joy
salty meatballs - selena gomez
1987 lakers - kim kardashian
axe - madison beer
lakers legend#32 - poopsie's ex-wife

round 4

post - rihanna
barberschool - sade
1987 lakers - denise richards
im so nba'd out - priyanka chopra
salty meatballs - eiza gonzalez
patrick chewing - rosario dawson
glidedrxlr22 - jackie guerrido
axe - megan fox
highwhey - natalie portman

round 5

salty meatballs - lana del rey
1987 lakers - raquel welch
wally450 - jennifer aniston
axe - hailey bieber
im so nba'd out - malika andrews
highwhey - lola bunny
lakers legend#32 - alex wagner
patrick chewing - scarlett johansson
post - iman

round 6

airupthere - monica bellucci
1987 lakers - miranda kerr
salty meatballs - yanet garcia
axe - audrey hepburn
patrick chewing - zoe saldana
arbitrarywater - ...
im so nba'd out - vanessa bryant
highwhey - cemre baysel
post - pam grier

round 7

airupthere - elizabeth hurley
1987 lakers - sydney sweeney
lakers legend#32 - mina kimes
alternative acc. - ufc ring girls
axe - lorde
salty meatballs - katy hearn
patrick chewing - angie varona
highwhey - bulma
post - vanessa williams

round 8

highwhey - selena
post - gabrielle union
1987 lakers - briana smith
axe - dakota johnson
theman - adriana carballo
salty meatballs - avneet kaur
im so nba'd out - nicki minaj
lakers legend#32 - katy perry
patrick chewing - stormi maya

round 9

airupthere - keeley hazell
post - beyonce
salty meatballs - malu trevejo
1987 lakers - angelina jolie
im so nba'd out - summer walker
theman - belen alfaro
highwhey - mariah carey
lakers legend#32 - jenny mccarthy
axe - gal gadot

round 10

airupthere - sofia vergara
im so nba'd out - olivia munn
salty meatballs - addison rae
jasper - tess lyndon
1987 lakers - giusy meloni
patrick chewing - veronica perasso
theman - thalia
satan - theman's avatar/search says someone named tammy
post - lais ribeiro

round 11

patrick chewing - jasmine @_jennifer_check
rachlnicholsazz - kat dennings
post - liu wen
axe - mutya buena
lakerslegend#32 - tia carrere
airupthere - barbara palvin
glidedrxlr22 - taneth gimenez
theman - jimena sanchez
im so nba'd out - brittany renner

round 12

post - aishwarya rai bachchan
im so nba'd out - rubi rose
lakers legend#32 - heather thomas
theman - linda harrison
patrick chewing - bhad bhabie
glidedrxlr22 - lynda carter
axe - ketika sharma
bladefd - grace kelly
airupthere - jessica biel

round 13

bladefd - elizabeth taylor
post - vanessa hudgens
highwhey - maria gjieli
lakers legend#32 - christina ricci
axe - veronica rajek
airupthere - alice eve
patrick chewing - paige vanzant
im so nba'd out - kylie jenner
salty meatballs - abby rao

round 14

lakers legend#32 - kristi yamaguchi
post - nicole scherzinger
im so nba'd out - kaley cuoco
airupthere - anne hathaway
patrick chewing - autumn falls
glidedrxlr22 - vida guerra
bladefd - hedy lamarr

round 15

lakers legend#32 - nastassja kinski
post - padma lakshmi
im so nba'd out - charlize theron
manny98 - britney spears
patrick chewing - qimmah russo
airupthere - eva mendes
j3lademaster - jisoo

round 16

lakers legend#32 - stephanie seymour
post - ming-na wen
airupthere - eva amurri
im so nba'd out - yesjulz
j3lademaster - rosé
bladefd - catherine zeta-jones
patrick chewing - gwen stefani

round 17

and1allday - sava schultz
hitandrun reggie - ariel winter
j3lademaster - jeee622
post - lucy liu
im so nba'd out - ice spice
lakers legend#32 - tamblyn tomita
airupthere - jessica gomes

round 18

post - deepika padukone
airupthere - irina shayk
lakers legend#32 - wifey (the porn chick)
axe - gigi hadid
mrfonzworth - kim so-hee
patrick chewing - amy adams
theman - stacey dash
glidedrxlr22 - hayley atwell

round 19

post - zhang ziyi
airupthere - paula garces
j3lademaster - ida ljungqvist
bladefd - sara jean underwood
im so nba'd out - angel reese
lakers legend#32 - helen mirren
axe - krysten ritter
glidedrxlr22 - julie newmar

round 20

bladefd - elisha cuthbert
post - shanina shaik
airupthere - bo derek
im so nba'd out - woesenpai
patrick chewing - eva quiala
theman - phoebe cates
lakers legend#32 - christie brinkley

round 21

post - jennifer lopez
patrick chewing - aileen senpai
lakers legend#32 - anna kournikova

round 22

post - eva longoria

round 23

post - jenna ortega
lakers legend#32 - nia peeples

round 24

post - nia long
jasper - some girl in a chat
highwhey - inde navarrette

round 25

post - joan smalls
airupthere - paula patton
patrick chewing - laysla de oliveira

round 26

post - jada pinkett
white hammer - pamela anderson

round 27

white hammer - elvira
post - patricia velasquez

round 28

white hammer - famke janssen
post - maria mercedes coroy

round 29

post - amber midthunder
j3lademaster - samara weaving

round 30

post - quannah chasinghorse
white hammer - nicole alexander

round 31

white hammer - chandra davis
post - alexandra daddario
airupthere - krista allen
highwhey - gillian anderson

round 32

post - emma watson

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emma stone and sharon stone

[Lakers Legend#32]

Grace Park

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milla jovovich and michelle pfeiffer

[Axe]

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winona ryder and brigitte bardot

and

christina hendricks and karlie kloss

[White Hammer]

Some old school mystery-thriller icons:

Kim Novak from Vertigo



and Janet Leigh from Psycho

[White Hammer]

Alizée circa 2003