I have one :
Patsy and jalopy are bros
connected in many ways
their poles are in each rectum
now they were fume
Cause Biden says get rid of gas
patsy miss fires and passes gas
Jalopy saz you had to many burgers
Patsy says how could you tell
Jalopy says you smell like chez wizz
Chorus :
bang bang ,, choo choo bang bang
bang bang ,, choo choo bang bang
bang bang ,, choo choo bang bang