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Get him a body bag!
My girlfriend left me
with her cat again. She was off to some concert with her girlfriends and guess who volunteered like a jackass to watch this cat that doesn't like me? Me, that's who. This is the second or third time I've offered and it's a waste of time. I have three dogs that live with me and she has a cat, so it's not like I can bring the cat over. And besides, I never know where this cat is. So as of right now, the cat could be outside the house or dead and I wouldn't be none the wiser. Thought I'd share my current predicament with you fellas.
Sincerely,
-Chewz
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NBA Legend and Hall of Famer
Re: My girlfriend left me
don't know where an animal is , but knows where the next burger is ..... lol
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Get him a body bag!
Re: My girlfriend left me
Originally Posted by Jasper
don't know where an animal is , but knows where the next burger is ..... lol
Yes, I know where the next burger I'm going to eat is. I'm a man. I eat red meat. Not some vegan cuck.
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Re: My girlfriend left me
Nothing worse than a cat that doesn't like you. They're such fvcking assholes. I love cats but I've luckily only had really cool ones.
As for your predicament: it's a cat. It can handle being alone for a few hours (maybe even prefers it) and it doesn't need to be watched. Tell her that.
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Life goes on.
Re: My girlfriend left me
Cats are good for at least one night alone, u just give them crunchy food and water.
Dont volunteer to watch ppls cats hahaha. Just a tip. Shes prol like well… ok i guess?
Sorry. Im a cat person, so ill cop to bein a bitchboi. Youre lucky nobody else here prol is cuz what u are saying is hilarious.
You scoopin da box?
-Smak
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The Bearded Menace
Re: My girlfriend left me
Op's expression as he posted this thread.
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3-time NBA All-Star
Re: My girlfriend left me
Originally Posted by Axe
Op's expression as he posted this thread.
Poopsie expects us to believe he has a girlfriend.
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The Bearded Menace
Re: My girlfriend left me
Originally Posted by Lakers Legend#32
Poopsie expects us to believe he has a girlfriend.
Lying to the community once more.
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NBA Legend and Hall of Famer
Re: My girlfriend left me
patsy is puzze whipped , looking at above pic , losers need to be whipped.
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Get him a body bag!
Re: My girlfriend left me
Originally Posted by ShawkFactory
Nothing worse than a cat that doesn't like you. They're such fvcking assholes. I love cats but I've luckily only had really cool ones.
As for your predicament: it's a cat. It can handle being alone for a few hours (maybe even prefers it) and it doesn't need to be watched. Tell her that.
Found that ****er right before she got home too. I had locked it up in a guest bedroom accidentally for several hours. Since they don't whine or bark like dogs, this cat was probably just enjoying the privacy.
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Get him a body bag!
Re: My girlfriend left me
Originally Posted by Jasper
patsy is puzze whipped , looking at above pic , losers need to be whipped.
Yes, I enjoy the "puzze" very much. I don't want to be a lonely incel loser like half of ISH.
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3-time NBA All-Star
Re: My girlfriend left me
Let's just assume that Poopsie is not lying and he actually has a girlfriend.
God, can you how fat she must be?
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Good college starter
Re: My girlfriend left me
Op's girlfriend and her cat
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NBA Superstar
Re: My girlfriend left me
OP getting bullied out of his own thread as per usual
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