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    Get him a body bag! Patrick Chewing's Avatar
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    Unhappy My girlfriend left me

    with her cat again. She was off to some concert with her girlfriends and guess who volunteered like a jackass to watch this cat that doesn't like me? Me, that's who. This is the second or third time I've offered and it's a waste of time. I have three dogs that live with me and she has a cat, so it's not like I can bring the cat over. And besides, I never know where this cat is. So as of right now, the cat could be outside the house or dead and I wouldn't be none the wiser. Thought I'd share my current predicament with you fellas.


    Sincerely,

    -Chewz

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    don't know where an animal is , but knows where the next burger is ..... lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jasper View Post
    don't know where an animal is , but knows where the next burger is ..... lol
    Yes, I know where the next burger I'm going to eat is. I'm a man. I eat red meat. Not some vegan cuck.

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    Nothing worse than a cat that doesn't like you. They're such fvcking assholes. I love cats but I've luckily only had really cool ones.

    As for your predicament: it's a cat. It can handle being alone for a few hours (maybe even prefers it) and it doesn't need to be watched. Tell her that.

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    Cats are good for at least one night alone, u just give them crunchy food and water.

    Dont volunteer to watch ppls cats hahaha. Just a tip. Shes prol like well… ok i guess?

    Sorry. Im a cat person, so ill cop to bein a bitchboi. Youre lucky nobody else here prol is cuz what u are saying is hilarious.

    You scoopin da box?

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    Default Re: My girlfriend left me

    Op's expression as he posted this thread.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Axe View Post
    Op's expression as he posted this thread.

    Poopsie expects us to believe he has a girlfriend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lakers Legend#32 View Post
    Poopsie expects us to believe he has a girlfriend.
    Lying to the community once more.

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    patsy is puzze whipped , looking at above pic , losers need to be whipped.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShawkFactory View Post
    Nothing worse than a cat that doesn't like you. They're such fvcking assholes. I love cats but I've luckily only had really cool ones.

    As for your predicament: it's a cat. It can handle being alone for a few hours (maybe even prefers it) and it doesn't need to be watched. Tell her that.
    Found that ****er right before she got home too. I had locked it up in a guest bedroom accidentally for several hours. Since they don't whine or bark like dogs, this cat was probably just enjoying the privacy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jasper View Post
    patsy is puzze whipped , looking at above pic , losers need to be whipped.
    Yes, I enjoy the "puzze" very much. I don't want to be a lonely incel loser like half of ISH.

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    Let's just assume that Poopsie is not lying and he actually has a girlfriend.

    God, can you how fat she must be?

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    ***** ain't loyal

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    Op's girlfriend and her cat

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    OP getting bullied out of his own thread as per usual

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