Who would win in a fight between jstern and Axe?

[highwhey]

jstern is a beedle eyed wheelchair ridden nerd. zero chance. axe, despite his obesity and poor cardiovascular endurance, would win.

[RRR3]

It seems everyone thinks jstern would get beaten to within an inch of his life by axe.

[jstern]

It seems everyone thinks jstern would get beaten to within an inch of his life by axe.

The poll was 1-9 in Axe's favor. But that's because Axe has a lot of alts (The King of alts) and I have none.

The fact of the matter is that if Axe and I were to get into a fight, it would end like this for him, before throwing the first punch.

[tpols]

It seems everyone thinks jstern would get beaten to within an inch of his life by axe.

He would likely be smothered in a sea of belly rolls and teriyaki sauce. An unimaginable fate. Although if we could add some miso soup to the battle the tides could potentially turn.

[Axe]

If only you didn't have severe aspergers, then your very sick obsession wouldn't have reached to the point of having derangement syndrome and writing shitty lies about others with your stupid essays countless times.

Hopefully, you'll commit seppuku one day because you are a very disgusting and dishonorable individual.

[jstern]

If only you didn't have severe aspergers, then your very sick obsession wouldn't have reached to the point of having derangement syndrome and writing shitty lies about others with your stupid essays countless times.

Hopefully, you'll commit seppuku one day because you are a very disgusting and dishonorable individual.

Seppuku? Now you're telling me to commit suicide, in Japanese.

Remember when you got the mods to delete this thread?

You were handily destroying highwhey in that poll, (like 15-4) before you got it deleted. Even though Axe is more likeable than highwhey to people in general (like Walk on Water), I can't help but think that the reason as to why you were winning by such a large margin was due to alts. Yet you still got the thread deleted because of your picture and comparison to an elephant. That must have triggered you.

[Axe]

**** you, greg.

[BurningHammer]

[jstern]

More like this.



I like how Axe attempted to pick up his left leg to defend himself, before getting kicked right in the mouth.

[Off the Court]

Yikes this thread and poll are proof to all of us that Axe would end jstern in bloody fashion. Please don't go near him jstern, for your own safety.

[Axe]

Yikes this thread and poll are proof to all of us that Axe would end jstern in bloody fashion. Please don't go near him jstern, for your own safety.

He's so freaking petrified, the only thing he could do to lessen his fear is to write these stupid essays about me in multiple threads.