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    Default Axe tries to be a hero. Carjacker turns him into sausage

    Always shoot to kill. Don't stop shooting until you're sure they're dead or don't shoot at all



    RIP Axe

    YT on that censorship stuff again. Here it is on X

    https://twitter.com/MinEffPodcast/st...13440295972884
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    Default Re: Axe tries to be a hero. Carjacker turns him into sausage

    WTF you talking about loser, I'm alive and well.

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    Default Re: Axe tries to be a hero. Carjacker turns him into sausage

    Dumbass op, who's obviously a stupid ass alt, reeks of severe autism and retardation with this shitty thread.

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    Default Re: Axe tries to be a hero. Carjacker turns him into sausage

    I swear , when I saw this , I immediately thought it was Patsy flying ...


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    Default Re: Axe tries to be a hero. Carjacker turns him into sausage

    That’s a wild video. RIP to that guy.

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    Default Re: Axe tries to be a hero. Carjacker turns him into sausage

    The Axe character just wasn't cut out for it. Despite repeated attempts, he just kept missing and flinching. And then lazily started walking away. The Axe character showed a disregard for the situation.

    Another thing that I noticed is that an average sized person would have flown higher up in the air, but the Axe character did not achieve significant elevation. It was an example of basic physics at work.

    The Axe character did not achieve the proper elevation because his mass was closer in weight to the tow truck. They were somewhat comparable. Unlike the average person, who would represent only a minuscule fraction of the tow truck's weight.

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    Default Re: Axe tries to be a hero. Carjacker turns him into sausage

    ^^As usual, aspergers greg comes out of nowhere to try and show his massive autism once again. Hopefully, he eventually gets rid of himself with adderall overdose.

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    Default Re: Axe tries to be a hero. Carjacker turns him into sausage

    Quote Originally Posted by jstern View Post
    Another thing that I noticed is that an average sized person would have flown higher up in the air, but the Axe character did not achieve significant elevation. It was an example of basic physics at work.

    The Axe character did not achieve the proper elevation because his mass was closer in weight to the tow truck. They were somewhat comparable. Unlike the average person, who would represent only a minuscule fraction of the tow truck's weight.
    The fact Axe did not draw the truck into his orbit or at the very least didn't crumple up like an aluminum can when it met his considerable girth is truly head scratching

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    Default Re: Axe tries to be a hero. Carjacker turns him into sausage

    Quote Originally Posted by Media Moderator View Post
    *autistic rambling*
    Go drink bleach, you piece of shit.

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    Default Re: Axe tries to be a hero. Carjacker turns him into sausage

    Get 'em, Axe!

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    Default Re: Axe tries to be a hero. Carjacker turns him into sausage

    Quote Originally Posted by Axe View Post
    ^^As usual, aspergers greg comes out of nowhere to try and show his massive autism once again. Hopefully, he eventually gets rid of himself with adderall overdose.
    I don't know why you're butthurt, angry, attacking me. I was not talking about you, I was talking about the poor guy in the video.

    Quote Originally Posted by Media Moderator View Post
    The fact Axe did not draw the truck into his orbit or at the very least didn't crumple up like an aluminum can when it met his considerable girth is truly head scratching
    You're not far off. Technically, the Axe character did (even after he passed) have gravitational pull on the tow truck. And this gravitational pull was greater than all the other people around. The Axe character's mass exerted gravitational pull on the tow truck, and there's an equation for that. So it is true.

    If the tow truck and the Axe character were both in space, far, far away from any star, they would both start orbiting around each other.

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    Default Re: Axe tries to be a hero. Carjacker turns him into sausage

    Another day, another autistic essay filled with stupid ass lies from the biggest adderall user itb.

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    Default Re: Axe tries to be a hero. Carjacker turns him into sausage

    Quote Originally Posted by Axe View Post
    Another day, another autistic essay filled with stupid ass lies from the biggest adderall user itb.
    What stupid ass lies did I make?

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    Default Re: Axe tries to be a hero. Carjacker turns him into sausage

    Foh.

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    Default Re: Axe tries to be a hero. Carjacker turns him into sausage

    Axe got y’all thinking deeply about him

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