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    Default Pick 2 who will defend you, the rest are coming to kill you



    As I see it, this is a bit perplexing and challenging, because at the end of the day, no combination is entirely flawless. However, I find myself gravitating toward the wolves and the 10,000 rats.

    Edit: I didn’t even notice the human. For the sake of this thread, let’s just ignore him.

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    Default Re: Pick 2 who will defend you, the rest are coming to kill you

    I'll pick two humans armed with these



    next question

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    Default Re: Pick 2 who will defend you, the rest are coming to kill you

    Quote Originally Posted by highwhey View Post
    I'll pick two humans armed with these



    next question
    that's a damn minigun!


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    Default Re: Pick 2 who will defend you, the rest are coming to kill you

    i'll take the three bears and fifteen wolves.

    ...or five gorillas and fifteen wolves.

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    Default Re: Pick 2 who will defend you, the rest are coming to kill you

    I'd choose the guy with the gun and the lions.

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    Default Re: Pick 2 who will defend you, the rest are coming to kill you

    Quote Originally Posted by diamenz View Post
    that's a damn minigun!

    i would take a terminator, good call

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    Default Re: Pick 2 who will defend you, the rest are coming to kill you

    This is pretty straight forward and easy.

    You have to pick the guy with the gun otherwise he kills you easily. Partner him up with the hawks as they have the most speed and can distract well to give your guy with the gun more time to get a shot off. Unless we're given a generous amount of space however we die pretty fast, the speed of the animals coming at you are insane.

    If we're excluding the guy with the gun, the hawks and rats are your best form of defense. Their ability to distract will buy you the most time before you're inevitably eaten alive by a bear after being flipped by a bull

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    Default Re: Pick 2 who will defend you, the rest are coming to kill you

    Quote Originally Posted by highwhey View Post
    I'll pick two humans armed with these



    next question
    Poopsie has a teeny peeny.

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    Default Re: Pick 2 who will defend you, the rest are coming to kill you

    you all underestimate the pack of wolves man. coupled with either gorillas or bears they can tear shit up and at the same time stay alive the longest.

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    Default Re: Pick 2 who will defend you, the rest are coming to kill you

    I'm going to have to agree with Axe on this one. Think about it. How are all of those big animals going to stop 10,000 rats coming at them? There's just too many pecking at them.

    And if you don't choose the rats, how are all of those animals going to stop hundreds, if not thousands of them from getting to you. The lions, bears, wolves, they have to bite them to kill them. Each kill taking up a few seconds, as they get bitten by hundreds of other rats. For every rat that they grab, 100 go through to you. And eventually the big animals are going to get fatigue from trying to kill all of those rats..

    So I agree with Axe. Except that I would also take the birds over the wolves. Every attack from the bird is a harassing, potentially painful distraction.

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    ^^Damage control. This autistic moron really thinks i'm anyone else. Foh.

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    Default Re: Pick 2 who will defend you, the rest are coming to kill you

    Bears and crocs and I sit on an island with the guy with the gun having to come swim across the water.

    Bears and eagles work too. If those eagles actually attack, they can take out anyone except the crocs and the grizzlies can deal with the crocs.

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    Default Re: Pick 2 who will defend you, the rest are coming to kill you

    I mean, just the sheer number of eagles would easily kill you with only 1 shooter protecting you. There's no protecting you from 50 eagles coming at you at insane speeds and crushing your skull.

    So the shooter and birds is the only viable choice.

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    Default Re: Pick 2 who will defend you, the rest are coming to kill you

    Well what's the scenario here. Can you access a house? In that case the birds/wolves/crocs can't harm you. Is there a tree to climb? In that case the buffalo/lions can't hurt you.



    In any case you have to take the 10k rats simply because none of the others can defend you from that.

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    Default Re: Pick 2 who will defend you, the rest are coming to kill you

    Quote Originally Posted by iamgine View Post
    Well what's the scenario here. Can you access a house? In that case the birds/wolves/crocs can't harm you. Is there a tree to climb? In that case the buffalo/lions can't hurt you.



    In any case you have to take the 10k rats simply because none of the others can defend you from that.
    I would definitely be able to outrun 10k rats. No way I'm going out like that.

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