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    Default Hans vs Magnus Carlsen, then Hikaru Nakamura

    Hans Niemann is facing Magnus Carlsen and Hikaru Nakamura for the first time since suing them both for $100 million.

    It's a very awkward situation.


    Magnus Carlsen vs Hans Niemann starts at 5:05:28. The video also contains Alireza vs Nakamura.


    Hikaru Nakamura vs Hans Niemann.

    Magnus makes a surprise appearance at 40:26, forcing Daniel Naroditsky out of the broadcast booth. (Very alpha.)
    Last edited by jstern; 09-08-2024 at 09:21 PM.

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    Default Re: Hans vs Magnus Carlsen, then Hikaru Nakamura

    Congrats on your first post in 7 years not mentioning another poster

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    Quote Originally Posted by RRR3 View Post
    Congrats on your first post in 7 years not mentioning another poster
    So on top of copying my avatar, you also review my posts to see if I mentioned someone? You're sounding like Axe who also obsesses about the same thing.

    I was going to mention DJMcDonald, aka Victor Mosquito, but decided against it.

    Why did you stop posting on your SATAN account?

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    Default Re: Hans vs Magnus Carlsen, then Hikaru Nakamura

    Alas, you could only resist your addiction for one post

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    Default Re: Hans vs Magnus Carlsen, then Hikaru Nakamura

    Quote Originally Posted by jstern View Post
    Hans Niemann is facing Magnus Carlsen and Hikaru Nakamura for the first time since suing them both for $100 million.

    It's a very awkward situation.


    Magnus Carlsen vs Hans Niemann starts at 5:05:28. The video also contains Alireza vs Nakamura.


    Hikaru Nakamura vs Hans Niemann.

    Magnus makes a surprise appearance at 40:26, forcing Daniel Naroditsky out of the broadcast booth. (Very alpha.)
    Since you didn't know, I' will tell you that Magnus defeated Alireza by 16 points.

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    Default Re: Hans vs Magnus Carlsen, then Hikaru Nakamura

    Why is it very awkward?


    Btw, for 100 mill?! Tf

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    Default Re: Hans vs Magnus Carlsen, then Hikaru Nakamura

    Quote Originally Posted by RRR3 View Post
    Alas, you could only resist your addiction for one post
    Looks like op is not capable of avoiding his own severe autism.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RRR3 View Post
    Alas, you could only resist your addiction for one post
    Why don't you answer the question? Why did you stop posting under the SATAN account? Did you retire it? Is your emoji not working?

    Quote Originally Posted by DJMcDonald View Post
    Since you didn't know, I' will tell you that Magnus defeated Alireza by 16 points.
    I know you're trying to spoil it, since I haven't watched it. But you could also be joking around, which resets everything back to zero. So it doesn't work.

    Quote Originally Posted by ArbitraryWater View Post
    Why is it very awkward?


    Btw, for 100 mill?! Tf
    He sued them for defamation.

    It's very awkward, because they have to sit across from each other at a 45 degree angle, for hours, while completely avoiding eye contact, even though they're in full view of each other's peripheral vision.

    Quote Originally Posted by Axe View Post
    Looks like op is not capable of avoiding his own severe autism.
    How often does your mom have to buy you a new computer chair? It looks like you're incapable of not breaking one after a few months of use.

    And for the record, in the OP, I was going to mention, "Hikaru Nakamura (who like Axe was born in Japan)." but decided not to, since you seem to get triggered by nothing.

    Edit: There's a Capablanca mention at 1:28:25 of the Hans vs Hikaru video. "Capablancaesque." Who has become very popular here on ISH, thanks to RRR3, Axe, and DJMcDonald.
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    More autistic rants as usual.

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    Default Re: Hans vs Magnus Carlsen, then Hikaru Nakamura

    Quote Originally Posted by Axe View Post


    More autistic rants as usual.
    He's very riled up, stealing his PFP simply broke the li'l guy

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    Default Re: Hans vs Magnus Carlsen, then Hikaru Nakamura

    Quote Originally Posted by jstern View Post
    Why don't you answer the question? Why did you stop posting under the SATAN account? Did you retire it? Is your emoji not working?



    I know you're trying to spoil it, since I haven't watched it. But you could also be joking around, which resets everything back to zero. So it doesn't work.



    He sued them for defamation.

    It's very awkward, because they have to sit across from each other at a 45 degree angle, for hours, while completely avoiding eye contact, even though they're in full view of each other's peripheral vision.



    How often does your mom have to buy you a new computer chair? It looks like you're incapable of not breaking one after a few months of use.

    And for the record, in the OP, I was going to mention, "Hikaru Nakamura (who like Axe was born in Japan)." but decided not to, since you seem to get triggered by nothing.

    Edit: There's a Capablanca mention at 1:28:25 of the Hans vs Hikaru video. "Capablancaesque." Who has become very popular here on ISH, thanks to RRR3, Axe, and DJMcDonald.



    Maybe he started taking some sort of medication.

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    Speaking as someone who obviously knows the truth, it's very funny how it's only the stupidest posters on the board who can't figure out Satan isn't me (I literally have told everyone all the alts I've ever made: Elmer Fudd, Cashew24, Sigmund Freud. Attempted to make one to parody Fatrick but Jeff won't approve it.). Also all posters with confirmed alts as well. I'm pretty sure Satan had an older account before the one he has, but idk who.

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    Default Re: Hans vs Magnus Carlsen, then Hikaru Nakamura

    Quote Originally Posted by ArbitraryWater View Post
    Why is it very awkward?


    Btw, for 100 mill?! Tf
    He was mainly suing chess.com, Magnus & Hikaru were named in the lawsuit because of their clout. Case was obviously dismissed though.

    Quote Originally Posted by jstern View Post
    I know you're trying to spoil it, since I haven't watched it. But you could also be joking around, which resets everything back to zero. So it doesn't work.

    Now I feel bad. I was joking, I assumed you saw it already.

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    Default Re: Hans vs Magnus Carlsen, then Hikaru Nakamura

    Earlier there was a Capablanca mentioned, and now a Jeff Van Gundy mention, during the Magnus, Alireza match.

    And here, Noradisky jinxes Alireza.

    Quote Originally Posted by DJMcDonald View Post
    Now I feel bad. I was joking, I assumed you saw it already.
    This, unfortunately, convinced me that you were being indeed serious. Though while watching, it didn't take long to see how things were going to proceed. And it actually made it more interesting in a sense, seeing Magnus up by 5 points or so and knowing that somehow he's going to end up up by 16 points.

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