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    Default Can we please do something about these EVONY ads? (2nd request)

    Thy EVONY advertisements still runnith over, my lord. Thou shall get thee ass in almighty trouble with thy boss, my lord. Cleavage still runnith over, thou boss runnith over to thy cubical abundantly pissed, my lord. I beggith thee, stop thy EVONY ads. How can thee startith thy journey, and conquer thy world if thy boss thinkith it's soft-porn?

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    Default Re: Can we please do something about these EVONY ads? (2nd request)

    thy loyal peasant, perhaps ye should inquire abouth thy adeth blocker

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    Default Re: Can we please do something about these EVONY ads? (2nd request)

    Quote Originally Posted by Pain of Thought
    Thy EVONY advertisements still runnith over, my lord. Thou shall get thee ass in almighty trouble with thy boss, my lord. Cleavage still runnith over, thou boss runnith over to thy cubical abundantly pissed, my lord. I beggith thee, stop thy EVONY ads. How can thee startith thy journey, and conquer thy world if thy boss thinkith it's soft-porn?
    what do they do? They dont bother me. I actually started playing it for a while. Kinda like civ, but you can play in little 5 minute blocks.

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    Default Re: Can we please do something about these EVONY ads? (2nd request)

    Quote Originally Posted by boozehound
    what do they do? They dont bother me. I actually started playing it for a while. Kinda like civ, but you can play in little 5 minute blocks.
    Perhaps the game itself isn't an issue. My beef is the ads they use to lure people into them. They only show half naked women with Argentinean Andes sized t[COLOR="Black"]i[/COLOR]ts. My boss is a woman on a power trip, and she doesn't enjoy seeing it on my PC.

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    Default Re: Can we please do something about these EVONY ads? (2nd request)

    Quote Originally Posted by Pain of Thought
    Perhaps the game itself isn't an issue. My beef is the ads they use to lure people into them. They only show half naked women with Argentinean Andes sized t[COLOR=black]i[/COLOR]ts. My boss is a woman on a power trip, and she doesn't enjoy seeing it on my PC.
    Nothing worse than a female boss.

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    Default Re: Can we please do something about these EVONY ads? (2nd request)

    Quote Originally Posted by Pain of Thought
    Perhaps the game itself isn't an issue. My beef is the ads they use to lure people into them. They only show half naked women with Argentinean Andes sized t[COLOR="Black"]i[/COLOR]ts. My boss is a woman on a power trip, and she doesn't enjoy seeing it on my PC.
    Your power tripping boss doesnt care that you are trolling message boards at work, only that there is a half naked woman on the side of the screen?

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    Default Re: Can we please do something about these EVONY ads? (2nd request)

    Quote Originally Posted by KeylessEntry
    Your power tripping boss doesnt care that you are trolling message boards at work, only that there is a half naked woman on the side of the screen?
    repped

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    Default Re: Can we please do something about these EVONY ads? (2nd request)

    Quote Originally Posted by Pain of Thought
    Thy EVONY advertisements still runnith over, my lord. Thou shall get thee ass in almighty trouble with thy boss, my lord. Cleavage still runnith over, thou boss runnith over to thy cubical abundantly pissed, my lord. I beggith thee, stop thy EVONY ads. How can thee startith thy journey, and conquer thy world if thy boss thinkith it's soft-porn?


    why my lord, do thou not liketh my bossoms?

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    Default Re: Can we please do something about these EVONY ads? (2nd request)

    I do not liketh the way they saggeth.


    But yeah, use firefox and you can't even see em.

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    Default Re: Can we please do something about these EVONY ads? (2nd request)

    Quote Originally Posted by IlliniFan
    I do not liketh the way they saggeth.


    But yeah, use firefox and you can't even see em.
    Firefox blocketh at work, not thy InsideHoops.

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    Default Re: Can we please do something about these EVONY ads? (2nd request)

    If it is Jeff / Steve's secret agenda to get us guys aroused by the of the day as we're looking at these EVONY ads, then I guess mission accomplished. Yes I realize they're not real but the visuals of the ta-ta's causeth my hormones to runneth over. I just texted my FB, I'm crossing my fingers hoping to get a response soon, my lord.

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    Default Re: Can we please do something about these EVONY ads? (2nd request)

    http://www.psx2central.com/forums/sh...ad.php?t=41237

    I don't know anything about the web game EVONY, but after seeing the boobs from its ads plastered all over a few of the sites I visit, I collected the images and commented on them for my blog (a site that also displays the ads) to create a collage of cleavage and an article that has a pretty decent punchline if you can manage to focus on the words surrounding all the breasts.


    These ads needs to go. Please, my lord.

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    Default Re: Can we please do something about these EVONY ads? (2nd request)

    they got dead looking computer generated eyes too. pretty creepy

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    Default Re: Can we please do something about these EVONY ads? (2nd request)

    Quote Originally Posted by sergiorodriguez
    they got dead looking computer generated eyes too. pretty creepy
    Well, when those tramps get me fired I'm getting a damn fine lawyer and I will conquer they world, I'll bankrupt those mother fu[COLOR="Black"]c[/COLOR]kers.

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    Default Re: Can we please do something about these EVONY ads? (2nd request)

    What I want to know is, if this game is in fact "free forever", why do they give a **** if we play it? How do they make money from us playing it? How can they afford to plaster these ads everywhere?

    It's kind of like

    Step 1: Free internet game , Step 2: ???? , Step 3: PROFIT!


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