Funniest NBA nicknames? (complimentary or insulting)

[LebronJordan]

rudy gay

[stewen12]

SHaq- Big deporter is the best

[elz]

Marcus Cotton Camby!

Smush Parker
and Boobie Gibson

Those 2 had to grow up in the burbs cuz in the hood
you'd never get past half court without getting picked on...

[poeticism707]

Marcus Cotton Camby!

Smush Parker
and Boobie Gibson

Those 2 had to grow up in the burbs cuz in the hood
you'd never get past half court without getting picked on...

Bobbie from downtown????

Nope, from the burbs!

[Richie2k6]

Sh*t-to-my-Lou.

[poeticism707]

Sh*t-to-my-Lou.

What-a-Lou-Lou...

[silencespeak]

Choke No-wins-ki

i respect dirk but lol. that's a loaded nickname

oh yeah, and bumpage.

[icemanfan]

after Olden Polanice was arrested for impersonating an officer Charles started calling him the Policeman.
D Whistle is still funny.
BTW Tim Duncan original nickname (from the other Spurs players) was Big Easy.

[stewen12]

The Big Deporter- Shaq

[ikoiko]

BTW Tim Duncan original nickname (from the other Spurs players) was Big Easy.

his original nickname is the one he had in college. Cookie!!

i think we all should start calling him Cookie Duncan!

Big Easy - isn't that Sam Perkins or something?

[LeftHandThrilla]

Forget nicknames
This dude's real name sucks lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjRn2OR4Z7Y

[Gunnin4HoLeS]

Gnarls Barkley . nuff said.

[kidachi]

"the human victory cigar"

[BayAreaSportz]

Worst Nick Name: Any nick name they give to Monta Ellis

Mississlippery, Mississippi Bullet, Montastic, Monta-Zoom-Ah, Kid Quick (wasn't that character in the video game Punch Out?) How about just M.E. First, cuz all he wants to do is score.

Any nickname that implies that they're a star player because it sounds stupid when they're pass their prime like "Starbury" or Stevie "Franchise".

Best Nick Names: The simpler the better:

Hakeem "The Dream"
Clyde "The Glide"
The Admiral

and my favorite...Stacey "Plastic Man" Augmon

And I actually like "Black Mamba" for Kobe Bryant

The Funniest:

Jay Wreck (Jay Williams)
Dennis "The Worm" Rodman
Troy "The Great White Hope" Murphy
Vernell "Bimbo" Coles
Oliver "Pig" Miller
Daniel "Boobie" Gibson (I'm down with that!)
Richard "The Masked Man" Hamilton
Shaq "The Big Cactus" O'Neal

[poeticism707]

Worst Nick Name: Any nick name they give to Monta Ellis

Mississlippery, Mississippi Bullet, Montastic, Monta-Zoom-Ah, Kid Quick (wasn't that character in the video game Punch Out?) How about just M.E. First, cuz all he wants to do is score.

Any nickname that implies that they're a star player because it sounds stupid when they're pass their prime like "Starbury" or Stevie "Franchise".

Best Nick Names: The simpler the better:

Hakeem "The Dream"
Clyde "The Glide"
The Admiral

and my favorite...Stacey "Plastic Man" Augmon

And I actually like "Black Mamba" for Kobe Bryant

The Funniest:

Jay Wreck (Jay Williams)
Dennis "The Worm" Rodman
Troy "The Great White Hope" Murphy
Vernell "Bimbo" Coles
Oliver "Pig" Miller
Daniel "Boobie" Gibson (I'm down with that!)
Richard "The Masked Man" Hamilton
Shaq "The Big Cactus" O'Neal

Stevie "the Franchise" is indeed a very cool nickname.

Imagine my surprise at showing up on ISH most randomly after months (years?) away, and finding an old thread of mine on the second page.

It almost makes me forget how ridiculous ISH is.