MAke Your Own Lil Wayne Punchline Thread

[J_Rock3ts]

Who needs punchlines when you have this:

[cartmanclone]

yo' girl serves me up and gargles before she swallows,
Like a pig in mud, I lay in my money, cash, shones and wallow,
young money cash money we eating at the trough,
you niqqas want beef we take the whole cow(word to Bessie),

That really soudns like some wayne Lyrics

[Dasher]

Um a pescan, ya boy loves the snapper,
add zest to her dish, she gobbles up the rapper,
treat her like dope and money, my love will trap her,
thats what happens when ya young moneyied up......and always leave the house so mothafuggin dapper

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

Lil Jefferson Puppet sat on a tuffet eating his thugs and whey,
Protein like Amino, Greetings I mean yo, make a nigga screech Amen yo,
Like a Choirboy f*ck it singing choirs on the alter in the noon of Sunday,
Weezy baby shedding greatness to gyms and churches Monday to Funday

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

1.
Pick a Verb. Preferably a verb about running away from the law or from
an assailant. I.E. Duck, Run, Dodge or maybe Stop, Drop or Roll. L'il
Wayne LOVES stopping, dropping and rolling. Not that there's anything
wrong with that.

2. Connnect the verb to some sort of simile.
This is crucial. Every single L'il Wayne line must contain some sort of
relatively obvious simile. So maybe you can "duck like Scrooge." "Run
like a bloody nose." Or even "Dodge like Kansas." You can do metaphors
but try to steer away from doing this too often, lest people think that
you are a different ghost-writer. That is bad. Also for bonus points
talk about how "sweet" you are. L'il Wayne loves talking about being
sweet like a Tahitian Treat or some other delicacy high in sucrose.

3.
Mention "Slanging Keys." This is crucial to establish street cred.
Don't pay attention to the fact that L'il Wayne's been famous since 12
and the only thing he knows about slangin' is that he speaks with it.
After all, if you don't talk drugs how else can you impress the
translucent Dairy Queen-white music critics. This way they can also
compare you to the Wire. (Just remember to connect all that "slanging
keys" talk with a simile).

4. Declare that you are Weezy F.
Baby. This will tell listeners who you are. Sure, they probably already
know, but adding The "F" in the middle of the name uncertainly adds to
Wayne's level of class. It makes him seem like F. Scott Fitzgerald.
Exactly like F. Scott Fitzgerald. Whatever you do, don't attempt to
ascertain what the "F" stands for. That my friends is a slippery slope.
And whatever you do, don't think about what the "F" stands for while
looking at a picture of Wayne and Baby making out.

5. Talk about
hustling. Music critics love hustling. Presumably, they are devotees to
the energetic style of basketball popularized by players like Ben
Wallace, Kurt Rambis and Mark Madsen. This will make them feel at home.
If there's anything music writers know about, it's hustling.

6.
Talk about Baby. Call him your Daddy. Forget the fact that he's not
actually your Daddy. Forget the fact that the majority of people that
call other men "daddy" are prostitutes. It's unimportant. Mention
something that Baby told you. Maybe that he told you that "these is ."
Or that he told you to "Turn around and stick out." (Maybe, he was just
quoting Sir-Mix-A-Lot.) Ignore the fact that you call a man named
"Baby," "Daddy." Let's just chalk that up to being a New Orleans thing.

7.
Make some sort of obvious pop culture technology reference. Talk about
IPods. Or Myspace. Or gigabytes. Something remotely technological. It
will show that Wayne is not completely retarded (just partially) and
might have actually read a newspaper once or twice. Which clearly means
he is a genius.

8. Talk about how poorly you treat women.
Perhaps you can claim how you'll "never love a ." Or how you'll "never
give a ho a damn thing." The more misogynistic the better. This will
definitely do much to steer people away from those nasty "gay" rumors.

9.
Apropos to nothing, make some sort of remark about Hurricane Katrina.
No need to bother making it have anything to do with the rest of the
verse. After all, never underestimate white liberal guilt. Any sort of
name-dropping will make white liberals feel bad and they will forget
the fact that Wayne is a multi-millionaire and anoint him the voice of
the people. Also, be sure to make wild ridiculous conspiracy theories
like claiming that you heard George Bush blew up the levees. The more
absurd the better. Go for it.

10. Proclaim yourself the
"Greatest Rapper Alive."Forget the Fact that Wayne would be lucky to be
included in a list of the Top 20 rappers working right now. Most music
critics haven't listened to Hip Hop Made Before 1999 anyway (other than
Public Enemy). If you proclaim yourself the greatest, you will be the
greatest. Or at least people will be foolish enough to buy this canard.

http://www.imeem.com/greedygenius/bl...il_wayne_verse

I disagree but it'z still funny. Come on Insidehoops. GET TO WORK

[HisJoeness]

2. Connnect the verb to some sort of simile.
This is crucial. Every single L'il Wayne line must contain some sort of
relatively obvious simile. So maybe you can "duck like Scrooge." "Run
like a bloody nose." Or even "Dodge like Kansas." You can do metaphors
but try to steer away from doing this too often, lest people think that
you are a different ghost-writer. That is bad. Also for bonus points
talk about how "sweet" you are. L'il Wayne loves talking about being
sweet like a Tahitian Treat or some other delicacy high in sucrose.

I'm glad the writer of this correctly stated that Lil' Wayne uses similes and not metaphors.

[Dasher]

My style so sweet they call my sugar-cane Wayne,
Dressed to the T, I decided to drop from thang,
that means it ain't no thang and you left with hang,
but unfortunately you aint hot enough to flame(suwoop!)

Weezy F. baby, raised by daddy,
I dun lost my mind and copped the Miami Heat Caddy
Leave hatas Mourning cuz they can't toe-tag me,
ride wit the Zo and we stay red-flaggin

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

I'm glad the writer of this correctly stated that Lil' Wayne uses similes and not metaphors.

HisJoeness done made a thread on ISH make Weezy Baby wheeze with delight yo,
Sunny drinks, cloudy spirits, weather on your beverages like make it rain on these hoes,
Riddle me this, riddle me that F. Baby show and tell gangstas on how to act,
Etiquette... I met a kid without manners make hoodrat n!gga pass gas like Texaco

[Gunnin4HoLeS]

Wayne is wayne,wayne is in pain
waynes is like max payne or Bruce wayne

Real Lyrics

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[Skywalker]

weezy f tryna help these MC's cuz they lyrically slow
so i fix em up, into shape, im the rap game's tae bo
young weezy baby spittin bullets, verbal ammo
cash money army, red bandana camo
but these bullets hit hard like a sniper's, hoe
its weezy f been doin it since i was in diapers, hoe
call me vehicular snake, like dodge viper, hoe
cuz i wash you off like my window wipers, HOE

the hoe part is added for more flow

[Balla_Status]

weezy f tryna help these MC's cuz they lyrically slow
so i fix em up, into shape, im the rap game's tae bo
young weezy baby spittin bullets, verbal ammo
cash money army, red bandana camo
but these bullets hit hard like a sniper's, hoe
its weezy f been doin it since i was in diapers, hoe
call me vehicular snake, like dodge viper, hoe
cuz i wash you off like my window wipers, HOE

the hoe part is added for more flow

Not bad, young Grasshopper. Not bad. But Weezy doesn't use excessive "like" type similies. He mixes up his wordplay more often unless he'z phucking around like in an I Put on Remix verse.

[Skywalker]

it's kinda bad I'm white though so w/e

[loot]

im posting this from my htc symbian phone, just wanted to say it's almost as black as cartman clone

[The Magic Man]

ok now that one doesn't work for 2 reasons:

1. you rhymed crack with crack
2. ass cracks aren't naturally open either. you gotta open them just like you would a chick's ***** so comparing them isnt really right

Wait, you trying to say Wayne has a method and structure to his rhymes?