MAke Your Own Lil Wayne Punchline Thread

[Balla_Status]

Wait, you trying to say Wayne has a method and structure to his rhymes?

You're right. He transcends the need for above criteria, from time to time.

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

Hey Weezy F Baby, jailed in a celly, feelin' high and frantic,
Waiting for my escape like my name Edmund Dantic,
Oops. that's Dantes, the French made author, French kiss ya girl's
cooch and proceed to rinse and latha. Your girl's higher
than Beetlegeuse, she up in Wayne's world feelin' F. anf*ckintastic,
Her G-Spot so wet, she glistenin like a T-Rex Tongue from Jurassic,
King spitting, King Cobra, Spitting Cobra, weezy a phuckin serpent
Take Eve into Doggy, defy God, and declare myself First Govnment.

[VishaltotheG]

Wait, you trying to say Wayne has a method and structure to his rhymes?

Yes, it's the same that all of Young Money uses.

Like a ____, I'm a _____
Ready to _______ when it _____
All the haters better_____ and _______
Cuz when I ______ there wont be any _______

Then they also try to take a topic and then have the next word be related to it. Like:

You didn't go to class, Bueller
That dude is Killer, Instinct
That movie's old, Miss
Throwing TDs all around, Brees
I'm bald, chemo
Find me, Nemo
It's going down, basement
It's going up, sky
Your mom, c-section

[gotchapikachu!]

hot like a lighter spittin venom like a vipor
its ya ***** wayne and I just escaped from rikers
**** that jail shit too much drama
cant wait to see jr. ill be kissin baby like obama
im back on the weed im higher than a tower
dont know why I couldnt wait 24 more hours
on the run like usain sweeter than some cane
weezy f. baby ***** dont forget the name
back in new orleans gotta standing ovation
too retarded to know i gave the feds my location

[L.Kizzle]

Young Money monster, I'm screaming boo
My flow so sick, I'm sneazin "ha-chew"
I got the best camp, Nicki N Drake
I got icing on my finga, get it, I got cake

[liverandonions]

[8BeastlyXOIAD]

[HisJoeness]

Now it's:

A phrase (usually resembling an absolute phrase), then a noun.

Ex: "These rappers garbage, Hefty."

[DRoseOwnsACamry]

I read all of these in Lil Wayne's annoying ass voice...

[NastaMaverick]

Now it's:

A phrase (usually resembling an absolute phrase), then a noun.

Ex: "These rappers garbage, Hefty."

nah thats usually just Drake

[HisJoeness]

nah thats usually just Drake

That's everyone in YM.

[SourPatchKids]

Safe sex is great sex
Better wear a latex
Cuz you dont want that late text
that "I think I'm late" text
So wrap it up

[L.Kizzle]

-Out .. no bail, fresh outta jail, tha NO dreamin
-Soon as I step on the seen, Baby and Drake screamin'
-Fiendin for money and alcohol
-the life of a south side playa probation say can't have it at all

[macmac]

It's weezy F baby, the mic is my handgun
I'm so sick I'm foul, H1 annnddd onnnnee
Y'all can toast to this, like peanut butter jelly
they say weezy's inside, yeah inside of your telly
Inside ya moms belly, yeah that's why they call me baby
I was born on Mars so I'm a martian from the eighties

[macmac]

Now it's:

A phrase (usually resembling an absolute phrase), then a noun.

Ex: "These rappers garbage, Hefty."

Lol that's so true, like they reinvented the sentence