Things casual fans say that make you laugh

[28renyoy]

Essentially, things they say that prove they know nothing about the NBA

I'll start

"I'm a Miami Heat fan" said from the guy that has no ties to the city/state
"Kobe is the best player in the game"
"LeBron sucks, he's not clutch"
"Melo is the best scorer in the nba"

[fpliii]

"You only need to watch the fourth quarter (all or in part)."

[red1]

kobe is the GOAT and kobe is better than jordan are the ones I hear the most

[28renyoy]

"The regular season doesn't matter, it's only worth watching when the playoffs start"

[Y2Gezee]

This thread could be a great example of things trolls say to make you laugh.

[TheMarkMadsen]

"Kevin Durant is better than Lebron"

"Lebron shoots 50% he's the best jump shooter in the game"

[red1]

"Lebron shoots 50% he's the best jump shooter in the game"

[fpliii]

"The regular season doesn't matter, it's only worth watching when the playoffs start"

this one is brutal too

[CavaliersFTW]

"Durant is 6-11 / a 7 footer"

[fpliii]

Different permutations of "College players have better defense/fundamentals/effort."

[Fudge]

"Kevin Durant is better than Lebron"

"Lebron shoots 50% he's the best jump shooter in the game"

Who actually believes/said this aside from joyner?

[Deuce Bigalow]

Only one of those statements means you know nothing about basketball, the one about Lebron. Melo is arguably the best scorer, Kobe is arguably the best player, and you don't have to have ties to a city to be a fan.

[28renyoy]

"College is better than the NBA, the players care more/try harder"

[fpliii]

"College is better than the NBA, the players care more/try harder"

[28renyoy]

Only one of those statements means you know nothing about basketball, the one about Lebron. Melo is arguably the best scorer, Kobe is arguably the best player, and you don't have to have ties to a city to be a fan.

Melo has NO argument as the best scorer
Kobe has NO argument as the best player
A person from California or Texas has NO business being a Heat fan