Japan to send wooden satellite into orbit

[2qr3]

Test results from a recent experiment aboard the International Space Station among three wood specimens revealed magnolia to be the most versatile. The samples, which were exposed...

Forward-looking: Researchers from Kyoto University in Japan have determined that wood from magnolia trees could be the ideal construction material for a satellite due to launch into space next year.

to the harsh conditions of space for 10 months, returned to Earth this past January.

Analysis showed magnolia experienced no decomposition or damage like cracking, peeling, or warping. Furthermore, there was no change in the mass of the wood samples before and after their exposure in space.

https://news.knowledia.com/US/en/art...138d2d1def1655

Wooden satellites are truly remarkable as they possess the potential to significantly mitigate the menace of space debris.

[jstern]

Oh no, a post from 2qr3. It looks like Axe is about to get scared and stop posting in the Off the Court. Watch him not post until he musters up the courage sometime tomorrow.

[Axe]

Smells like a lot of aspergers and adderalls in here due to the wimpy poster before me.

[jstern]

Smells like a lot of aspergers and adderalls in here due to the wimpy poster before me.

You made a post because I called you out, but notice how 17 minutes later you left ISH for the night. You're Axe, Mr 30,000 posts, and you're calling it a night 4 hours earlier than normal. There's something going on here with you and this 2qr3 and it's VERY strange.

There are three possibilities to consider based on the past. One, that you're petrified of 2qr3, and show a lot of fear towards him to the point that you stop posting when he posts. OR, that 2qr3 is one of your alts the whole Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde theory of a split personality, thus when one is out, the other one is gone. Or three, since a dummy cannot pretend to have an alt with a higher IQ, that you actually have a very high IQ, but for the past 3 years you have pretended to be this sub 90 IQ, all fat Axe character who spends the whole day posting nonsense on ISH, and thus are able to play much higher IQ characters, such as 2qr3. And for that matter other characters, such as highwhey, because playing these characters is your passion and you love acting them out. At this point I wouldn't be surprised if you're also RRR3. Or even DoctorP.

Also, notice how the topic of this thread is related to Japan. The only person that I've seen make Japan related threads here is you. What's next? An airplane crash thread from 2qr3? Or a where did you get your avatar thread?

[Axe]

Somebody give gregory this. He's driving himself nuts once more, as usual.

[jstern]

Somebody give gregory this. He's driving himself nuts once more, as usual.

See, this is exactly what I mean.

4 minutes it took you to respond to my post. 4 f*cking minutes. Meaning that for all these hours you were lurking on ISH and for whatever reason, not posting, once again when 2qr3 made an appearance. Mr 31,128 posts + 3,000 deleted ones.

This is why Jeff needs to reveal who's behind the Axe account. But I have a feeling that there's something big going on and they're all involved in this.

[Axe]

Oof he's really boiling mad af right now lmao.

[Patrick Chewing]

That wood would catch on fire immediately.

[jstern]

That wood would catch on fire immediately.

It reminds me of the Chinese spy balloon.

[Jasper]

jalopy still butt hurt ... chill out jalopy , tak it in stride.

[Jasper]

That wood would catch on fire immediately.

only if you fARTED all those whoppers you eat.

[jstern]

only if you fARTED all those whoppers you eat.

Everything with you is butthole related. That's why I don't think Jasper is an alt, because it's a specific characteristic that the person behind the account has to be conscious of to continuously bring out. Though if the theory about Axe is true, and he's 2qr3, highwhey, etc, then that would mean that he would be excellent at doing that. At this point I wouldn't be surprised if Axe is behind the Jasper account.

[Patrick Chewing]

only if you fARTED all those whoppers you eat.

You're a sad individual.

[Overdrive]

That wood would catch on fire immediately.

That's the intended point.

[Jasper]

actually gorilla glue and the wood would make a perfect satellite